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January 23rd, 2010, 02:24 PM | #11 |
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Well, if eelcat can do it, so can I...
A zebra arrives at the pearly gates and is welcomed by St Peter, who shows him round. "Well, Mr Zebra, any questions before I leave you?" "Just one, St Peter, there is something I've been wondering all my life -- I know that I'm a horse with stripes, but am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" " Hmmmm, you know I've never been asked that one before, but I'll tell you what Mr Zebra, God is over there on that cloud -- why don't you trot over and ask him?" The zebra trots over to God and poses him the question. "Well, my son, what can I say? -- You are what you are." "Oh, right, well, thanks for that God." The zebra trots back to St Peter and explains that he's really none the wiser. "Well, what exactly did our Lord say to you?" "He said, 'You are what you are', whatever that means." "Oh, well, there's your answer -- you are a white horse with black stripes; if you had been a black horse with white stripes then God would have said 'You is what you is'!!" |
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January 23rd, 2010, 02:28 PM | #12 | |
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Won`t say as i don`t like blowing my own horn , and certainly wouldn`t blow Pete`s just to get through those pearly gates
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If I found myself at the Pearly Gates I would immediately think that even athiests can get into heaven.
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Still, if he lives within the boundaries of 'being a decent human' , chose the high road now and then- I would think, if there was a Heaven, you'd be in. Going back to the point of the thread though-I really didn't mean for a religious discussion to start.I was trying to ask what is the greatest thing you've accomplished on a human level.Not how much money did you make, or how many babes did you screw....more like, what GOOD have you done.That's all.I only used St. Peter as a symbol of the mirror you reflect in. |
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The male role model of God/St Peter gets on my nerves - why not a lady in a fine nightgown invite you in, eh?
Seriously though, I think this here is all there is (sorry to spoil it for you, but most likely God/Goddess is all man fiction ). However, if in some fantastic scenario I was in there scared shitless with me iPod earphones and the tune Knocking on Heaven's door running through my brains.... I'd say I'm proud of my education which took considerable effort (I recently completed a 2nd post-grad course ) and took care of my late father through cancer as well. Stayed right next to him many nights and towards the end we had talks so intimate that I will never forget - he was a great guy too, never heard him in the house shouting EVER. I did fuck up big time in relationships though, so I'd ask for forgiveness though in most cases I was the one being screwed/betrayed. Anyway, all things considered I'd say I did a pretty good job and apologies for the porn my Lord - but this was my poison eh?
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God is omniscient so he knew all along that you would be this way when he created you. So when the time comes St Peter will be holding the gates open for you. |
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