The Great Great Pizza Thread - Page 6

MaxJoker · March 14th, 2014, 02:55 PM

what's your favorite style pizza

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a ............... five pound mound of BBQ pork !... Although hold the lettuce, pickles and onions. As eating them would take up too much vital stomach space.

What belongs on pizza

Salami.

Or don't belong on pizza

Anybody else's fingers but mine !.

What would ya do for a pizza

Anything.

Except get married

**PJayBr** · March 14th, 2014, 03:09 PM

Our local takeaway did a lovely chicken tikka pizza, great with a bit of sweetcorn on there too, but last time I asked they seemed to have discontinued it. Went for the spicy beef instead, nice but not as good to my tastes.

PJayBr

**Mal Hombre** · March 15th, 2014, 07:42 AM

How I eat pizza ...

Lord Of The Sith · March 15th, 2014, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 9876543210

Denaniel,

That can't be real? It must be photoshopped? Oh man, for a few days with that!

We have a place here in AZ that makes pies that big.

**scoundrel** · March 15th, 2014, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Of The Sith

We have a place here in AZ that makes pies that big.

One of the great perils of pizza is that a really good one is dangerous. If it is made too big, you can die.

Does anyone know what was Elvis's last meal?

A pizza can be individual; almost anything which is technically food, even bits of a jeep, can be eaten on a pizza. The mere concept of a pizza was almost as simple and profound a stroke of genius as the invention of the wheel.

Four years ago, I went to visit my parents, which is a 200 mile trip. Owing to traffic, fog etc etc I ran awfully late and it was after midnight when I was getting close to my destination; I was starving and in no mood to faff with cooking. So I made one of my occasional visits to the pizza parlour where I have been buying since I was 16 years old, and since they were about to shut for the night, I took what I could get, which turned out to be a medium sized thin and crispy "Hawaian"; ham and pineapple, but I had mushrooms as well. When I say "medium sized", I think they meant it in the way trucks can be small, large or medium size. When I got home I tucked in and it was delicious; but it was nearly 1am by then and I don't wolf down pizzas that size in the small hours unless I am simply not going to go to bed. My parents turned up in a taxi, after having been to a nightclub and drunk a few drinks. They saw the pizza and its fate was sealed; they took care of the half I couldn't eat, and it never felt a thing.

Sadly, that is my last memory of the three of us dining together without a care in the world. Next time I was up, a month later, my father was terminally ill. Our last completely happy meal together was a pizza, and a damned good one.

You know something. Things might be worse. It remains a happy memory.

**Mal Hombre** · March 15th, 2014, 07:42 PM

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Does anyone know what was Elvis's last meal?

Four scoops of ice cream and six chocolate chip cookies.

**scoundrel** · March 15th, 2014, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Four scoops of ice cream and six chocolate chip cookies.

Sweet tooth, obviously. He would have had a better meal on a pizza, any pizza. You eat rubbish like that after the pizza; and if you've still got room, that means the pizza wasn't big enough.

**billybunter** · March 15th, 2014, 08:37 PM

Elvis ate some high calorie rubbish. He loved burgers more than pizza but liked banana on his pizza I read.

**9876543210** · March 15th, 2014, 09:29 PM

billybunter,

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Originally Posted by billybunter

... liked banana on his pizza I read.

Bananas? Really? Ugh, that really doesn't sound very good.

**imtrying** · March 16th, 2014, 01:26 AM

Tonight we're having my favorite pizza, sausage, salami, pepperoni and double cheese from a place called Genovese's. It's my favorite not only because it's great fresh and hot, but it's the best pizza I've ever had cold the next morning.

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PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,309 Thanks: 41,569 Thanked 13,685 Times in 1,280 Posts	Our local takeaway did a lovely chicken tikka pizza, great with a bit of sweetcorn on there too, but last time I asked they seemed to have discontinued it. Went for the spicy beef instead, nice but not as good to my tastes. PJayBr

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imtrying Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 14,832 Thanked 17,239 Times in 1,043 Posts	Tonight we're having my favorite pizza, sausage, salami, pepperoni and double cheese from a place called Genovese's. It's my favorite not only because it's great fresh and hot, but it's the best pizza I've ever had cold the next morning.