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Something Fishy About Kennedy Assasination. Undercover FBI agent Dorothy(83) claims that she was stationed on the grassy knoll and she saw "nothin' suspicious at all on her watch". A source close to Jackie Kennedy said that she was still "pretty upset" by the surprise killing of her husband & that she fears she cannot trust her own security agents and has been invited to stay within the safety of brother in-law Bobbys' security team. Meanwhile, Neil Armstrong was quoted as "being prepared" to continue with President Kennedys' plan to go to the moon within the next decade, much to the surprise of NASA flight director Gene Kranz who hadn't even selected him yet and was planning to have the last fortnight of July 1969 off on vacation. J. Edgar Hoover was quick to add, when seen leaving the Dallas branch of 'Top Shop' that any rumour of conspiracy was "pure speculation" and would almost certainly soon die down. Last edited by NIN; April 1st, 2012 at 08:13 PM.. |
April 1st, 2012, 09:16 PM | #12 |
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I heard something about these brothers, Wright I think their name is, who said they built...get this...a machine that can fly! I tell ya, these crackpots, next thing they'll say a man will go to the moon!
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April 1st, 2012, 09:53 PM | #13 |
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I was talking to Abe Lincoln earlier. I told him he looked a bit stressed so suggested he have a quiet evening ... try to relax ... go and watch a play or something. Our American Cousin at Ford's Theatre sounds good. I tell you ... he's been working really hard recently. If he doesn't listen to my advice and take things easy, it'll be the death of him!
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Wonderful news chaps!
A new recording medium will allow us all to record television programmes on devices above and beyond the current standard GO Betamax!!! Down with VHS.
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Great newschaps there is a new thing called a compact disc, this can hold an entire album of music and is indetructable. Imagine mo more scratched vinyl or fluff buildong up round the needle just crystal clear music no matter what you do to them they will last forever
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Reagan seals the special relationship deal with Thatch behind bunker 69 , say`s from now on America and Britain will go forward together into a brave new world of peace , prosperity and security
Well that`s a relief
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Always wondered if Maggie and Ronnie had a fumble behind the club house
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Y'know billy, I really didn't need that image in my head so early in the morning...
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