What's the coolest thing a girl ever said to you? - Page 3

**mizlaplan** · March 18th, 2012, 10:59 PM

"Yes."

My0815 · March 19th, 2012, 12:57 PM

After a quite comfy dinner: "F*ck or have a cigarette?" So guess what

Estreeter · March 19th, 2012, 01:07 PM

I love my kitchen and everything in it

mschaeffer33 · March 19th, 2012, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by My0815

After a quite comfy dinner: "F*ck or have a cigarette?"

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

**Sir Honkers** · March 19th, 2012, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by My0815

After a quite comfy dinner: "F*ck or have a cigarette?" So guess what

you're sitting in the lung cancer ward of the local hospital regretting that you didn't take the F*ck option?
Mine is a younger women I worked with a dozen years ago who remarked to me in the lunchroom..."do you know what they used to call me at school." She was Serbian and her surname was Sokolova. I realised then she wanted to have an affair with me.

**blondifan** · March 20th, 2012, 12:03 AM

A girl that i used to go out with in an intense very short 6 week relationship once said to me, while another was very openly 'coming on to me' in public
"She looks like she would taste very nice".

Perhaps unfortunately i was seeing someone else at the time and she was present during this episode, so i stuck by her. I had spent a month or so waiting for the girl who's advances i reluctantly refused to break up an unhappy relationship she was having at that time. A very cute muscular blonde who used to dye the long hair that framed her face on either side, pink.

What is it about women who only want what they can't have?

**Sharkhunter** · March 20th, 2012, 01:31 AM

At a gathering some years back - OK, some twenty odd years back - I delivered an after-dinner speech to a number of students who were well on the way to becoming well and truly oiled. In the mingling that followed, a stunning girl walked up to me and stated quite loudly that I had the sort of voice that made a woman "all damp down there".

I laughed - more perhaps out of embarrassment than anything else, given that my then girlfriend was standing right next to me. Embarrassing, yes - but cool as well.

OBE · March 20th, 2012, 01:40 AM

I see you brought a fork to a spoon fight.

No wait, that's from a movie I think.

**Cheekymonkey** · March 20th, 2012, 08:29 AM

"You make my underwear wet". I was married at the time so did not explore that one further. Big regret!

"You can do anything you want with me". My favorite. Equals treat me like the dirty slut that I am. Oh yeah.

**tamsmith** · March 20th, 2012, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizlaplan

"Yes."

I went with a lady once who would shout at the top of her voice "Yes yes yes yes yes" for a very long time, ( sorry seconds ).

Does that count?

March 18th, 2012, 10:59 PM	#21
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March 19th, 2012, 12:57 PM	#22
My0815 Junior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4 Thanks: 4 Thanked 55 Times in 3 Posts	After a quite comfy dinner: "Fck or have a cigarette?" So guess what Last edited by Mal Hombre; March 19th, 2012 at 04:28 PM.. Reason: Expletive Deleted*

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Sharkhunter Gusset Man & Jizzmaster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wanking, but not the city in China Posts: 2,043 Thanks: 5,200 Thanked 34,728 Times in 2,027 Posts	At a gathering some years back - OK, some twenty odd years back - I delivered an after-dinner speech to a number of students who were well on the way to becoming well and truly oiled. In the mingling that followed, a stunning girl walked up to me and stated quite loudly that I had the sort of voice that made a woman "all damp down there". I laughed - more perhaps out of embarrassment than anything else, given that my then girlfriend was standing right next to me. Embarrassing, yes - but cool as well. __________________ "Birth Control Tip #2431: Shoot your load in a girl's mouth or on her face instead of inside her sweet bits. Result: no expensive burden, stretch marks or saggy tits". To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 20th, 2012, 12:03 AM	#26
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,003 Thanked 60,212 Times in 4,401 Posts	A girl that i used to go out with in an intense very short 6 week relationship once said to me, while another was very openly 'coming on to me' in public "She looks like she would taste very nice". Perhaps unfortunately i was seeing someone else at the time and she was present during this episode, so i stuck by her. I had spent a month or so waiting for the girl who's advances i reluctantly refused to break up an unhappy relationship she was having at that time. A very cute muscular blonde who used to dye the long hair that framed her face on either side, pink. What is it about women who only want what they can't have?

March 20th, 2012, 01:40 AM	#28
OBE Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 30 Thanks: 17 Thanked 284 Times in 29 Posts	I see you brought a fork to a spoon fight. No wait, that's from a movie I think.

March 20th, 2012, 08:29 AM	#29
Cheekymonkey Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Wherever I Lay My Toupee Posts: 694 Thanks: 3,062 Thanked 14,875 Times in 686 Posts	"You make my underwear wet". I was married at the time so did not explore that one further. Big regret! "You can do anything you want with me". My favorite. Equals treat me like the dirty slut that I am. Oh yeah.