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My favourite name for Mrs BB's breasts is Fun Bags
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May 31st, 2011, 11:36 AM | #12 |
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This is weird, i'd forgotten this, an ex GF suggested that i should start introducing him as Happy Harry.
Happy coz he was constantly standing to attention - well we were teenagers then she went on to use an old joke.., which was quite uncharacteristic of her to be so, forward. "He won't bite, but he does spit" |
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Never had the need or want too call it anything, but the word useless had crossed my mind on the odd occasion he refused to co-operate under the given circumstances
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I have called mine "wakeupyerbastarddontdothistomenow" on occasions.
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Huh , but yesterday morning over breakfast you practically begged me to start it Anyway at least you now know how i feel. As i`ve been embarrassed to be a member of this forum ever since you joined it Quote:
" Get your hands off " Mind you i did know one girl who called her`s " Help help arrrggghh , police police " But then she was a right weirdo
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One moniker I don't like for ladies breasts is "puppies" my mind just thinks of little bastards shitting all over my handmade Persian rugs
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I suppose " The girls " has a nice ring to it , such as us asking our long suffering betters if the girls want to come out and play Yikes i`m off topic-ing me own thread here Mr Cecil B D Weenie Winkle will be most annoyed when i tell him Oh and that`s not my new name for my own , it what i have now decided to call my bank manager Well he`s a massive dick
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Maybe you should rename the thread-names we have for our private parts
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Well when i was younger, it was "Jake The Snake"
then as i got slightly more mature and more impressive he became "The Chairman" and around the mid 90s, i changed his name to "The Truth" So, when gals ask if I have named him, i tell them his name is "The Truth"...when they ask why I call him "The Truth" I reply simply..."Because you can't handle The Truth". Works every time. Gets a lot of laughs, then he goes to work trying to prove that |
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Then completely disregard it New name for my own " Traitor " Because during heated moments he has me saying yes to things that i would always otherwise say no to Not talking about strap on fun either I`m talking about such as tricking me into agreeing to go to the theater to see a , sigh , musical sometime in the next few months
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