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March 8th, 2017, 02:38 PM | #281 |
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I don't know where your purse has gone
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March 8th, 2017, 04:18 PM | #282 |
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I once told this gorgeous older woman at a rather boring party that I was an assassin for MI6 and it would be worth her while to get to know me. It did seem to break the ice quite well and I had her attention for the rest of the evening :-)
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March 8th, 2017, 04:21 PM | #283 |
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'I won't cum inside you'
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March 10th, 2017, 05:20 PM | #284 |
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I swear , your sister , mother , father , brother and the pet poodle meant nothing , you`re the one I love , er , what`s your name again ?
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Yes of course your the best
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