Lies You've Told The Opposite Sex - Page 29

MaxJoker · March 8th, 2017, 02:38 PM

I don't know where your purse has gone

**CARLTON BROWN** · March 8th, 2017, 04:18 PM

I once told this gorgeous older woman at a rather boring party that I was an assassin for MI6 and it would be worth her while to get to know me. It did seem to break the ice quite well and I had her attention for the rest of the evening :-)

**Old Jud** · March 8th, 2017, 04:21 PM

'I won't cum inside you'

'I won't cum in your mouth'

MaxJoker · March 10th, 2017, 05:20 PM

I swear , your sister , mother , father , brother and the pet poodle meant nothing , you`re the one I love , er , what`s your name again ?

dixied · August 24th, 2022, 03:19 PM

Yes of course your the best

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March 10th, 2017, 05:20 PM	#284
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March 8th, 2017, 04:18 PM	#282
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,607 Times in 3,210 Posts	I once told this gorgeous older woman at a rather boring party that I was an assassin for MI6 and it would be worth her while to get to know me. It did seem to break the ice quite well and I had her attention for the rest of the evening :-)

March 8th, 2017, 04:21 PM	#283
Old Jud Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 840 Thanks: 7,251 Thanked 8,633 Times in 819 Posts	'I won't cum inside you' 'I won't cum in your mouth'

August 24th, 2022, 03:19 PM	#285
dixied Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: n/w england Posts: 244 Thanks: 507 Thanked 4,823 Times in 235 Posts	Yes of course your the best