Reasons Why

[MaxJoker]

I know career politicians cause nothing but problems and need to be stopped.


1) Just look out the window , or in the faces of people .
2) They are drenched in smug self security , rather than petrol like i`d prefer.
3) They seem to get off on lying despite us and them knowing they're lying.
4) They enjoy spending most of their day in deliberately pointless meetings.
5) Though we are suffering through their actions it is all a big joke to them , ably shown right now during the televised spending review. Telling you so many joyous giggles can be heard i`m wondering whether they`re including a canned laughter track in the program.
6) They invent and cheer disgusting glib phrases like " Deficit denier " , which for some reason i find insulting although i`m not Jewish.




I should not drink alcohol

1) I lose concentration with each glug.
2) I find myself agreeing with someone over the fact Bros we're really underrated.
3) I become too optimistic and eat more than i should in the false belief i will exercise the next day , because as all we know nothing motivates one to go for the burn than a blinding headache.
4) I get talked into going to a supposed work type dinner party , only once i get there find out nobody wants to talk about work as they're happier discussing The Apprentice .
5) As ugly boring women desperate to get married become interesting , attractive and confirmed singletons in my mind.
6) I always run out before i've had enough.



I think this country should be run on the Chinese model

1) Communism has never been tried here and i`m sure it'd piss plenty of people off .
2) We'd be able to falsify our economy overnight so inventing an extremely export/ import friendly currency.
3) We could finally produce our own English flags , in England .
4) The majority would be made to ride bicycles , and as we know there's nothing funnier than pushing a cyclist over.
5) Nobody would complain when we built up our armed forces to a ridiculously large level, as we could simply point out we are land locked with two hostile nations who`s existence threatens our way of life.
6) I like rice (Except in puddings).





Hopefully the above have given some clue as to what this thread is about


Yes that`s right , it's about a page too long

[MaxJoker]

I think Simon Cowell is another Anti-Christ !

1) His face becomes more demon like every week.
2) It`s a proven fact he's soulless .
3) He takes a stern view concerning prostitutes performing on his programs ; when in truth the shows he fronts have prostituted everyone taking part.
4) Has somehow achieved the seemingly impossible and now made me hold no lustful feelings for Cheryl Tweedy Cowell ( I mean Cole) .
5) The melted Ken doll media manipulator gets paid a fortune to kill peoples thought processes.
6) I hate him.

[Peau Peep]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I think Simon Cowell is another Anti-Christ !

1) His face becomes more demon like every week.
2) It`s a proven fact he's soulless .
3) He takes a stern view concerning prostitutes performing on his programs ; when in truth the shows he fronts have prostituted everyone taking part.
4) Has somehow achieved the seemingly impossible and now made me hold no lustful feelings for Cheryl Tweedy Cowell ( I mean Cole) .
5) The melted Ken doll media manipulator gets paid a fortune to kill peoples thought processes.
6) I hate him.

You're not alone.

I hate the woman. How she got to be a judge on a singing competition (when she mimes) I have no idea.

I don't even find her attractive anymore, I just don't see the point in her.

[Ghaleon]

I Hate Baseball

1) Too much spitting and crotch grabbing.
2) Way overpaid players.
3) Manager takes the fall (i.e. fired) if the team sucks.
4) Games drag on for way too long.
5) Players sit out if they have so much as a hangnail.
6) The sorry-assed wimps can't play in the rain.

I Love Football (NFL)

1) Players are tough and don't let the minor injuries stop them.
2) They play through whatever weather conditions exist.
3) Game is strictly timed (40 second play clock; 15 minute quarters)
4) They only need one game to determine their champion.
5) Funny television ads (especially during the Super Bowl).
6) Cheerleaders !!!

The World Won't End on Dec. 21, 2012

1) Too much scientific evidence against it happening.
2) The same thing was said about Y2K and we're still here.
3) Misinterpretation of the dates could throw off the date by 50 years or more.
4) It's just a really big hoax to scare people out of their wits.
5) Why would the world end 4 days before Christmas. I'll still have gifts to buy.
6) The Mayan calendar carvers were tired and quit on that date to go have a drink and never bothered to finish.

[keefriff]

Why I Want to Punch Adam Sandler in the Face:

1. Because I have wasted countless hours and dollars not only enduring his unfunny comedies but I have also had to last through his putrid romance movies because someone close to me really likes his brand of "humor".

2. Two simple words: Little Nicky

3. He continues to employ Rob Schneider.

4. He was once kind of funny but now his movies venture into romcom land and he seems to actually think he can be a dramatic actor.

5. Because at one point I actually kind of liked him.

6. Because I am a jealous, bitter and spiteful never was who can only dream of making one tenth the amount of scratch this jerk off makes.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by keefriff

Why I Want to Punch Adam Sandler in the Face:

1. Because I have wasted countless hours and dollars not only enduring his unfunny comedies but I have also had to last through his putrid romance movies because someone close to me really likes his brand of "humor".

2. Two simple words: Little Nicky

3. He continues to employ Rob Schneider.

4. He was once kind of funny but now his movies venture into romcom land and he seems to actually think he can be a dramatic actor.

5. Because at one point I actually kind of liked him.

6. Because I am jealous, bitter and spiteful never was who can only dream of making one tenth the amount of scratch this jerk off makes.

Reasons why i intend to print out the above and nail-gun it to my landlords fridge !


1) It made me laugh


Reason enough i reckon

[blatt]

Reasons why i deserve the new job im going for

1) I would do it well and better than my former line manager
2) I wouldnt treat my staff like fresh dog turds
3) I would reorganise the main room with a sense of much missing logic , so people who work in it arent forced to sit four at a desk
4) I would let that same staff bring in personal items such as family photos and pot plants etc
5) I would bring back the water cooler that was stupidly removed to supposedly help stop people going for a wee
6) But most importantly i deserve and need the extra money this job will give me , to help fund the divorce i am looking forward to one day having

[tobe2165]

Why I`m reading this:

1.I like GK threads.I dont understand half of he´s talking about it,my english is not good and I dont give a crap but my Mistress translates while she´s ballbusting me.
2.I was listening a music called "Reasons why"(Nickel Creek).I thought this thread has something to do about it.
3.I have any good porno to post,it can happen even with me,beleive it or not.

[Futuro]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I think this country should be run on the Chinese model

1) Communism has never been tried here and i`m sure it'd piss plenty of people off .
2) We'd be able to falsify our economy overnight so inventing an extremely export/ import friendly currency.
3) We could finally produce our own English flags , in England .
4) The majority would be made to ride bicycles , and as we know there's nothing funnier than pushing a cyclist over.
5) Nobody would complain when we built up our armed forces to a ridiculously large level, as we could simply point out we are land locked with two hostile nations who`s existence threatens our way of life.
6) I like rice (Except in puddings).
7) Finally we can produce our ownsimple cheap ricecookers.

That`s the right way Greenskull!!! AND all VEF-Vets will be justified to be on front row at that miracle "Starting-point to Eng-Dynasty"-day because we are hardcore communists because of all sharing.

Porn-opium for people? I don`t know but It`s good!

[denisovich321]

Why I hate Nickelback

1) They have no ideas - they just play minor variations of a really boring, mediocre song
2) There's no passion, just formulaic, music-by-numbers
3) The singer looks like a cross between Nicholas Cage and Jesus
4) His stupid 'grunge voice'
5) Their videos in which they're rocking out to their really dull, insipid, plodding cack in all po-faced seriousness
6) When they launch into a 'heavy' part and instead of the knockout punch-to-the-face it ought to be, it's like being hit by a four year old child armed with a feather duster
7) When those videos home in on the band members playing their rudimentary chords/drumbeats/bass lines as if it were the utmost pinnacle of musical skill and dexterity
8) The lyrics are the kind of nonsense a self-pitying teenage goth might come up with eg:

Tell your friends not to think out loud until they swallow.
Whisper things into my brain, your voice sounds so hollow.
I am not a leader of men since I prefer to follow.
Do you think I could have a drink since it’s so hard to swallow.

I mean, for God's sake what is this nonsense

9) If you ever have the misfortune to listen to them, you know exactly what chord is coming next
10) They're just... aaarrrrghghghhgh

Bit of an easy target, I know, but I do feel better for getting that off my chest