If You Were An Animal (Or something) What One Would You Be And Why ? - Page 15

**footstep** · January 11th, 2017, 08:17 AM

My favourite : the cow.

Look at his eyes.........bliss.

Butterboy · February 14th, 2017, 10:29 AM

Bonobo. Sure they're ugly, but they spend virtually all of their spare time having sex with each other and never form monogamous relationships. Humans could learn a lot from them.

**otokonomidori** · February 14th, 2017, 02:02 PM

A merman I would be.

**SpermShooter** · June 1st, 2017, 06:06 AM

The mighty penguin....

**Roubignol** · July 17th, 2017, 10:13 AM

A common swift. (Apus apus)

**bloke57** · July 17th, 2017, 11:21 AM

A seagull of some type.

They have quite long lives, get to shit on people they don't like and eat lots of diverse stuff. I can also (appropriately) perch in the Amex Stadium and watch all the Brighton & Hove Albion matches for free...and off to Lord's in the summer to be given the odd honourable mention by the commentators.

Estreeter · July 17th, 2017, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

A seagull of some type.

They have quite long lives, get to shit on people they don't like and eat lots of diverse stuff.

Plus don't forget the free chips people tend to toss them at the beach

Estreeter · August 11th, 2018, 12:16 PM

If I could be an animal, well, I'd be an animal

Why, dunno

too hungover to think of a valid reason

maybe that's just it

had a wild time last night and acted like animal

MaxJoker · April 28th, 2019, 06:38 PM

A ScorpionOctopusBearSharkDragon ,

Because it is my destiny

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January 11th, 2017, 08:17 AM	#141
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,759 Times in 7,170 Posts	My favourite : the cow. Look at his eyes.........bliss.

February 14th, 2017, 10:29 AM	#142
Butterboy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Sheffield, UK Posts: 119 Thanks: 134 Thanked 868 Times in 111 Posts	Bonobo. Sure they're ugly, but they spend virtually all of their spare time having sex with each other and never form monogamous relationships. Humans could learn a lot from them.

February 14th, 2017, 02:02 PM	#143
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,016 Thanked 122,398 Times in 8,316 Posts	A merman I would be.

June 1st, 2017, 06:06 AM	#144
SpermShooter Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 463 Thanks: 47,758 Thanked 5,391 Times in 448 Posts	The mighty penguin....

July 17th, 2017, 10:13 AM	#145
Roubignol Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mice Planet Posts: 3,882 Thanks: 15,974 Thanked 29,726 Times in 3,826 Posts	A common swift. (Apus apus)

July 17th, 2017, 11:21 AM	#146
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	A seagull of some type. They have quite long lives, get to shit on people they don't like and eat lots of diverse stuff. I can also (appropriately) perch in the Amex Stadium and watch all the Brighton & Hove Albion matches for free...and off to Lord's in the summer to be given the odd honourable mention by the commentators.