Valentines , a mindnumbing massacre or joyous occasion ?. - Page 2

**deepsepia** · February 15th, 2016, 12:49 PM

The only time I ever felt any fun in Valentines was when in "pursuit mode" . . . that's fun.

However, like the dog which catches the car, once your blandishments have achieved their purpose . . .then its a bit less clear just why I should be enjoying this.

MaxJoker · February 15th, 2016, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Beaker

Blimey Mate !
I know I've not bought one of those cards for a while :-(
BUT
Where did you find a shop with the audacity to charge £3 or £4 for a Bloody Card ?

The first two were from Tesco and the third Co-Op.
That`s nothing though as I spied a card in Clintons for £6

Still fair play, it did have a sprinkling of glitter and we all know how expensive that stuff is

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Originally Posted by keefriff

I wouldn't say that I am really unmotivated. It's more that I am motivated by the consequences of not doing something to make it a "special day". Will it be enough to appease She Who Must Be Appeased? I can only pray that it will. I am a bit concerned after last night that my gift of breath mints and bus schedules didn't fit the criteria.

Last year I made Valentines day special , cooking a three course meal , thoughtful gifts etc. The cheery vibe I created lasted just before desert when she "Caught" me replying to a text.
Caught me as I was hiding in plain view standing in the kitchen waiting for the puddings. I`d been sent a message from a female friend who I`d known for five years. Made the grave error of being honest in who I was texting.
Sheesh, you`d have thought I`d kicked an infants face off the way she then behaved towards me.
But then this was the same woman who got in a mood with me for two days over something I`d done in a dream

I shit yeeee not

MaxJoker · February 4th, 2017, 05:27 PM

Uggh yes it`s stomping towards that lousy time again Fellow Forum Fellas

The invented date we as Homo (No relation) sapiens ( Emphasis on the Sap) are forcibly socially obligated to damn well recognise and pretend we give a shite about

Be it through flowers , a card, a gift , a meal out.

Or (V.E.F forbid) all bleeding four

Sheesh and for what

As no matter how perfect we go out of our knackered way to make that phony day , she`ll soon forget about it soon enough

For example

If you don't pick her up from the airport

Do use her credit card to pay for a lap dance

Or get caught in bed with her aunt

Exactly

Women are never satisfied

Especially if they`re with me

February 4th, 2017, 05:27 PM	#13
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Oh sorry , is my bitterness overly noticable Uggh yes it`s stomping towards that lousy time again Fellow Forum Fellas The invented date we as Homo (No relation) sapiens ( Emphasis on the Sap) are forcibly socially obligated to damn well recognise and pretend we give a shite about Be it through flowers , a card, a gift , a meal out. Or (V.E.F forbid) all bleeding four Sheesh and for what As no matter how perfect we go out of our knackered way to make that phony day , she`ll soon forget about it soon enough For example If you don't pick her up from the airport Do use her credit card to pay for a lap dance Or get caught in bed with her aunt Exactly Women are never satisfied Especially if they`re with me __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 15th, 2016, 12:49 PM	#11
deepsepia Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Upper left corner Posts: 7,205 Thanks: 47,957 Thanked 83,444 Times in 7,199 Posts	The only time I ever felt any fun in Valentines was when in "pursuit mode" . . . that's fun. However, like the dog which catches the car, once your blandishments have achieved their purpose . . .then its a bit less clear just why I should be enjoying this.