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July 27th, 2013, 01:07 PM | #11 |
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I wished to become a six foot pianist but the genie misheard Me..
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July 27th, 2013, 01:35 PM | #12 |
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July 27th, 2013, 02:29 PM | #14 |
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July 27th, 2013, 02:37 PM | #15 |
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You kidding ! I swear by it Especially while using it Davey Cameron heads off to meet the voters in an attempt to prove he isn`t as big a bloody dick as everybody thinks. Unsurprisingly he fails Then goes down the wrong back alley and is clumsily circumcised with a chainsaw by yours truly, Rabbi MaxJoker
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July 27th, 2013, 02:59 PM | #16 |
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...............Before............................After I used to live a life of degradation and depravity - then I joined the Mormons!
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