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September 11th, 2012, 03:29 PM | #11 |
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one day I could not stop myself writing this on the door of a toilet that seemed to date back three centuries "she was spotted by far the flies who had taken up residence"
it's not that it stinks , but it stings the eyes anyway!! elsewhere as they pick up the nose with a shovel |
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September 11th, 2012, 05:10 PM | #12 |
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Lets not forget the sub-genre of graffiti scrawled on condom machines located in toilets. A couple of examples;
" Positively the worst chewing gum I have ever tasted " " Please give generously, Homes for retired Semen " |
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September 11th, 2012, 09:42 PM | #13 |
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Another good one above a urinal read:
Hey! the joke's not up here, it's down in your hands! |
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September 12th, 2012, 07:57 PM | #14 |
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I saw the following:
I love grilsUnder that was written (manly handwriting) Stupid! You mean girls I suppose?and as last Hey mister, and what about us grils than? We do need love! |
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September 13th, 2012, 09:10 AM | #15 |
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September 14th, 2012, 04:07 PM | #16 |
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September 15th, 2012, 02:53 AM | #17 |
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"Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to sh*t but only farted."
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September 15th, 2012, 04:37 AM | #18 |
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And then, one day, I took a chance.
Tried to fart and shat my pants. |
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September 17th, 2012, 09:44 AM | #19 |
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September 17th, 2012, 12:33 PM | #20 |
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