If You Were An Animal (Or something) What One Would You Be And Why ? - Page 3

**dohupa** · April 23rd, 2011, 10:03 AM

I'ld like to be a weasel.

Reason?

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/weasel

Phrasal Verb:

weasel out Informal

To back out of a situation or commitment in a sneaky or cowardly manner.

**Mal Hombre** · April 23rd, 2011, 10:09 AM

If I was going to be a weasel then I'd be a big one,

The Wolverine the largest member of the Weasel family and supposedly the most vicious animal,pound for pound on earth.

MaxJoker · April 23rd, 2011, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swamp thing

Why do dogs lick their own cocks?

Cocks ? , i always thought dogs licked their own balls

Unless i`m unlucky enough to be in the same room with them

MaxJoker · April 23rd, 2011, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I love the smell of vegetarians in the morning, smells like, breakfast

Sounds great

But look at your hands compared to their distance from your mouth

How would you ever get to drink a pint again

Let alone anything else

**Mal Hombre** · April 23rd, 2011, 10:22 AM

Nothing worse than being a T Rex with itchy balls

**otokonomidori** · April 23rd, 2011, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

That is the best dog name I've ever heard fleets! Do you drink Buckfast? If you get another dog call it Mundays

So you can get the Buckie in Belfast Billy! I suppose that's not surprising given the similarities with Glasgow.

I've never tasted it to be honest but the dog is such a noisy vicious hooligan that the name seemed just right.

What's "Munday's" -I've never seen that.

**billybunter** · April 23rd, 2011, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleetwood77

So you can get the Buckie in Belfast Billy! I suppose that's not surprising given the similarities with Glasgow.

I've never tasted it to be honest but the dog is such a noisy vicious hooligan that the name seemed just right.

What's "Munday's" -I've never seen that.

It's a "wine" that alkies drink mate

I never liked Buckfast myself, though a mate of mine did. I think he drank it because it's cheap-not because the monks made it. There's Mundays and QC. My mate was a student at Queens in Belfast, so he needed to get as much booze out of a fiver he could.

**billybunter** · April 23rd, 2011, 05:29 PM

The only other animal I'd to be is a horse. Not the racing kind, but the ones that lie around all day doing bugger all except eating apples.

**otokonomidori** · April 23rd, 2011, 05:41 PM

I wouldn't mind being one of those donkeys that you hear about in German porno movies

**billybunter** · April 23rd, 2011, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleetwood77

I wouldn't mind being one of those donkeys that you hear about in German porno movies

You must share Fleets

April 23rd, 2011, 10:03 AM	#21
dohupa Beer, porn and whatnot... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Athens Posts: 3,643 Thanks: 5,623 Thanked 73,132 Times in 3,245 Posts	I'ld like to be a weasel. Reason? http://www.thefreedictionary.com/weasel Phrasal Verb: weasel out Informal To back out of a situation or commitment in a sneaky or cowardly manner. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 23rd, 2011, 10:09 AM	#22
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,105 Thanks: 772,405 Thanked 855,334 Times in 57,538 Posts	If I was going to be a weasel then I'd be a big one, The Wolverine the largest member of the Weasel family and supposedly the most vicious animal,pound for pound on earth. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,105 Thanks: 772,405 Thanked 855,334 Times in 57,538 Posts	Nothing worse than being a T Rex with itchy balls __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 23rd, 2011, 05:29 PM	#28
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,369 Times in 14,171 Posts	The only other animal I'd to be is a horse. Not the racing kind, but the ones that lie around all day doing bugger all except eating apples. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 23rd, 2011, 05:41 PM	#29
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,313 Thanks: 39,014 Thanked 122,361 Times in 8,313 Posts	Up The Ass. I wouldn't mind being one of those donkeys that you hear about in German porno movies

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