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Old June 10th, 2012, 11:21 PM   #21
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Aaargh, no the spiritual link is failing
quickly spirits, help guide me through exfarmers' fridge...
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My guide says he is impressed with the range of beers, quite a nice selection.
Old Speckled Hen, Greene King and is that Exmoor Gold?

I'm impressed, we sometimes get that on tap at my bar - A very nice pint... but i digest

Sausages that somehow is a connection with a past trade is that right?
Cheddar (grated) that is symbolic of a Model ID archivist that hates to clean the cheese grater - no bad thing
The jam is perfectly placed in the door shelf where it is handy enuff, but it will still be inclined to grow a nice coat of mould when you do fancy a bit on your toast


- the spirits however are confused by the San Miguel in that impeccably tidy Veg Drawer
confused Yes, confused.. they seem to think you have either been on holiday or are expecting to go on a journey?

not a long journey..,
but a journey involving a trolley & swift return... Oh, they are fading, but they say with carrier bags?.., plastic bags
does that make sense to you?

Yeah, it would be trite of me to say it - but there i just did


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Damn, ya didn't expect anything better of me did you?

The impressive range of beers was whatever the supermarket had on offer and has now mostly been consumed as has the sausages. Which were grilled, smothered with what was left of the ketchup and sandwiched between slices of thick white bread.

Now the fridge is empty and the cupboards too, I think the spirits are right and I will be going on a trip tomorrow, at least as far as the supermarket.
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Old May 3rd, 2016, 09:41 PM   #22
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My freezer has mostly different kinds of bread and rolls, ice cubes, and many kinds of frozen vegetables, and frozen chicken tenders and skinless,boneless chicken.

The fridge has Lactaid milk, various flavors of Chobani Greek style yogurt, extra large eggs in the economical 18 pack. It also has in the meat tray deli turkey, and hot dogs., various condiments, and several bottles of my favorite Australian wine Jacobs Creek Merlot, and Shirazz.

It may not seem like much, but I don't eat that much. I am 6 feet 4 inches tall and weigh only 161 pounds.
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