WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER !

[scoundrel]

Originally Posted by ShutUpLutz!

The cliched answer is Plan 9 From Outer Space but it's still true. Even by the standards of the day the acting is garbage and the FX are barf.

Kinda agree with Terry Gilliam. the thing about his movies is that with the exception of Time Bandits, the are a slog to sit through. They seem to go on forever, and the visuals fantastic as they may be, they're always something off and kinda of offputting about them.

I cherish the description in the Pythons oral history of Monty Python about John Cleese flipping out and going off on Gilliam during MP & the Holy Grail because Gilliam kept demanding take after take after take because the sun wasn't shining through the mist and fog and glinting off Cleese's armor to Gilliam's liking, meanwhile Cleese is lying in freezing cold water and mud for hours on end.

It is quite true that Plan 9 From Outer Space is about as technically bad as a film can be, but I understand why it has a cult following. It is genuinely possible for a film to be so bad it is good, and this film ticks the boxes. The graveyard scene is quite sublime - the way Ed Wood keeps on filming even though the graves keep wobbling as the actors pass them by is, in its own way, a moment of pure genius. The flimsy wood tombstones are more animated than the acting. This film is a masterpiece.

Here is a brief example of Terry Gilliam as an animator, rather clever and of course a serious sick puppy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isrBXeAsW20

[Reclaimedwg]

This:



Kevin's film career never recovered after it.

[Old Jud]

'The Boys in Blue' with Cannon and Ball, who told these two wankers they were funny? About as funny as cancer.

[Arzach]

Manos: The Hands of Fate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF03ZFt8t8w
The trailer has all the best parts.

[PJayBr]

Originally Posted by wildtig2013

This:



Kevin's film career never recovered after it.

......and I loved it. Got the new special edition BluRay arriving next week!!

[jomama]

Shrek Forever After (2010)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0892791/

Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3416828/

these shouldn't have even been a thought in my onion

[Reclaimedwg]

The Blair Witch Project.

First the BS marketing strategy to get you thinking it's real footage was fucking deceptive and the shaky camera made the movie unwatchable.

It made me felt dizzy and naseuous but I was lucky that's all I got - there were folks in the theaterI saw it at that vomited.

[jomama]

Originally Posted by Dirty Old Man

War of the Worlds
after 10 minutes I didn't care about them, 20 minutes I wanted them all to die in the most horrible manner possible.
IMO I think the movie would have been much better if it centered around the news crew, they could have been the modern equivalent of the unnamed narrator in the book

another thing that bothers me and probably not many of you have noticed is the movie poster


its a rip-off from the opening credits of the tv series


if you can't come up with an original movie poster for WOTW's, then you shouldn't be making movies.

when that guy wanted to take the van off Tom Cruise I would have left that screaming brat in the van for him to deal with . She was an annoying whiny little turd

[johnbear]

This Movie was total rubbish with Nicolas Cage and Judge Reinhold
if it wasn't for Erika Anderson running around naked and shagging a lot
this would of got an even lower rating.

[jomama]

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) was complete S@&t

Jason would've been mugged, raped in Central park by Rosie O'Donnell before getting to Manhattan