101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 12

**tygrkhat40** · July 26th, 2011, 02:54 PM

256. Hey, that was great. What's the damages ho? (A variation on Estreeter's previous post)
257. No refunds.

**sweatyhat** · July 26th, 2011, 02:57 PM

258. Mind out, don't crush my colostomy bag.

BLUEDINGO · July 26th, 2011, 03:06 PM

259. Why don't you want a threesome with the chihuahua? At least he's interested.
260. I got plenty of practice in at the morgue & I'm just aching to use it.
261. I only stayed a short time at that leper colony.
262. That guy from INXS assured me his asphixiation technique was safe.
263. What are my car keys doing in there?

**sweatyhat** · July 26th, 2011, 03:54 PM

264. We could always, you know, try it the other way.........

Estreeter · July 26th, 2011, 04:22 PM

265, Your face, Your ass, what's the difference ? I can stick it in either one

**sweatyhat** · July 26th, 2011, 06:07 PM

Mother!

**Mal Hombre** · July 26th, 2011, 06:08 PM

267. Dad ?

**sweatyhat** · July 26th, 2011, 06:10 PM

Sing The Dambusters theme.
Leather flying helmet and goggles optional.

**tygrkhat40** · July 26th, 2011, 06:27 PM

269. Land Ho!

**sweatyhat** · July 26th, 2011, 06:29 PM

270. Stop struggling!

July 26th, 2011, 02:54 PM	#111
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July 26th, 2011, 02:57 PM	#112
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,858 Times in 10,563 Posts	258. Mind out, don't crush my colostomy bag. __________________

July 26th, 2011, 03:06 PM	#113
BLUEDINGO Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: TRIGGS, WEST AUSTRALIA Posts: 557 Thanks: 14,092 Thanked 6,414 Times in 538 Posts	259. Why don't you want a threesome with the chihuahua? At least he's interested. 260. I got plenty of practice in at the morgue & I'm just aching to use it. 261. I only stayed a short time at that leper colony. 262. That guy from INXS assured me his asphixiation technique was safe. 263. What are my car keys doing in there? __________________ And to quote 'Silence Of The Lambs' Buffalo Bill: "It rubs the lotion on the skin -or else it gets the hose again!"

July 26th, 2011, 03:54 PM	#114
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,858 Times in 10,563 Posts	264. We could always, you know, try it the other way......... __________________

July 26th, 2011, 04:22 PM	#115
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,090 Thanks: 449,473 Thanked 896,494 Times in 60,289 Posts	I heard a comedian say this once 265, Your face, Your ass, what's the difference ? I can stick it in either one __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 26th, 2011, 06:07 PM	#116
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,858 Times in 10,563 Posts	Mother! __________________

July 26th, 2011, 06:08 PM	#117
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 772,459 Thanked 855,407 Times in 57,548 Posts	267. Dad ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 26th, 2011, 06:10 PM	#118
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,858 Times in 10,563 Posts	Sing The Dambusters theme. Leather flying helmet and goggles optional. __________________

July 26th, 2011, 06:27 PM	#119
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,311 Times in 9,629 Posts	269. Land Ho! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 26th, 2011, 06:29 PM	#120
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,858 Times in 10,563 Posts	270. Stop struggling! __________________

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