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February 19th, 2020, 02:41 AM | #1 |
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Great, not so great, and cheesy pickup lines
Wow, you're really wearing that dress like you are doing it a favor.
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February 19th, 2020, 08:14 AM | #2 |
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Are you religious.....because your prayers have been answered
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February 19th, 2020, 10:16 AM | #3 |
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February 19th, 2020, 02:19 PM | #4 |
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^^^^^ Ewwwwwww
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February 21st, 2020, 02:56 AM | #5 |
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I saw you from the other side of the bar and felt a connection, now that I'm here I know it. Your move.
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February 21st, 2020, 08:44 PM | #6 |
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Listen to me rambling on. Enough about me, what you think about me?
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February 22nd, 2020, 11:49 AM | #7 |
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Nice legs, what time do they open?
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February 22nd, 2020, 04:58 PM | #8 |
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"I just noticed something....did you know that your hair matches the color of these tires".
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May 30th, 2020, 10:08 PM | #9 |
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Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?
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May 31st, 2020, 11:48 AM | #10 |
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