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July 15th, 2018, 05:13 PM

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I seriously doubt if it would have been with Alice,
because in real life he was another one of those "closet queens" who came forth and revealed all to his fans and the public.

But is it true Mrs Robinson and Dr Smith and ........ Robot

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and I don't mean just fuck, I mean that real dirty hotel bathroom pure lust on the sink 5 minute quickie fuck

That's what I heard hosting my last Tupperware party

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I seriously doubt if it would have been with Alice,
because in real life he was another one of those "closet queens" who came forth and revealed all to his fans and the public.

Well first I think she could have passed as a man and anal is anal just ask E

Secondly which one of the two actors that played it???

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Please upload dead links again.

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Well first I think she could have passed as a man and anal is anal just ask E

Wrong

There's porn anal

Then there are those books that explain it all with couples and illustrations or models that look like a loving couple, 2 kinds actually

This one

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