Things to do before you die - Page 30

**DTravel** · July 30th, 2013, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

How ta gonna drive to Hawaii

You did say drive

I didn't say it wouldn't be a challenge.

**Jeff Vader** · July 30th, 2013, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Create a chemical concoction that allows a zombie uprising to be unleashed upon this sinful world .

With maggot ridden me leading it of course

Hmm, one part reality tv, fox tv and x-factor, add in politicians promises and 'defence spending', cook at 250 degrees until doomsday.
Garnish liberally with cheese and serve on an i-pad.

**rupertramjet** · July 30th, 2013, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Force mass murderer Tony Blair to eat his own badly burnt yet still alive and twitching children , then wash the sub human carcasses down with his slab faced dying in pain wifes rancid stinking publicly funded lawyer piss (No offense meant or intended, and i type for myself and am not representative of the wholesome forum as a whole ).

Heeeey and anyway calm down you Monks , i held back how i really feel

I got a few thousand British Servicemen would love to come and watch, better still book Wembley and sell tickets! Could donate to Forces Charities for the young people he has condemned to disability for the rest of their lives.

MaxJoker · August 2nd, 2013, 03:06 PM

Kiss Blair , Brown, Cameroon, Clegg and Osbourne over and over and over again.

With a hammer

**NIN** · August 2nd, 2013, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Kiss Blair , Brown, Cameroon, Clegg and Osbourne over and over and over again.

With a hammer

That's very honourable & unselfish of you Max

to carry out such a dirty task for the sake of the whole nation

takes guts determination & spunk

I hope you get cleaned-up ASAP

I need to crowbar myself out of off 've VEF for a bit to get some shopping in

Estreeter · August 15th, 2013, 04:20 PM

Before I die, I'd really like lessons in eatin' big from this bloke

Just, the lessons might cause my death

**TommySwiftJr.** · August 15th, 2013, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Before I die, I'd really like lessons in eatin' big from this bloke

Just, the lessons might cause my death

Here is even more inspiration for you: Furious Pete. Know him?

Loved his Italy sessions:

http://youtu.be/eJLb4V-vnvs

**mellowyellow** · September 1st, 2013, 08:36 PM

Just once I would like to arrive at an exotic beach this same way:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpth2CynxdU

MaxJoker · October 27th, 2013, 03:49 PM

Admit that i`m black.

Ok technically not right now at this moment, but after i`ve died, once you`ve given it a few months.

Heeey well excuse me for wanting to be politically correct

MaxJoker · September 21st, 2015, 04:31 PM

Get bitten by a Vampire.

Preferably.

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