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Old 08-01-2009, 05:02 PM   #1
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Watching "Sneakers" at the moment, just realizing how inane it is for a guy to be scrambling around on top of a suspended acoustic tile ceiling.
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Old 08-01-2009, 05:25 PM   #2
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I think most film writers have done little or nothing else - and it shows. Their knowledge of practical matters comes mostly from other movies, the one thing they do have personal experience with.
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Old 08-03-2009, 10:05 PM   #3
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The rising laugh - a good way to get out of a confrontation but any screenwriter or director who uses one should be shot.
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Old 08-03-2009, 10:13 PM   #4
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A couple of my all-time favorites are "the gun that never runs out of bullets" and "oh no, the monsters behind the door and...whew, it's just a cat".
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How about heating ducts / air shafts that are always big enough for anyone to walk around. They are always made out of tin yet no one ever hears a thing and they never collapse or break. It may be my limited experience in heating and cooling systems speaking, but I've never seen a duct big enough for me or anyone else to get into comfortably and they certainly didn't look like they would hold my weight.
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Old 08-03-2009, 10:44 PM   #6
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Most porn movies have numerous implausibilities. Repairman comes to fix appliance, ends up coming on girl's face. And so on. But, it sure is fun to watch!
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In Mission Impossible II, there is a chase between two Triumph motorcycles in which the bikes handle brilliantly at high speeds both on tarmac and on dirt/grass. At no stage do we see them in the workshop being fitted with motocross tyres for the changeover to dirt.

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Most porn movies have numerous implausibilities. Repairman comes to fix appliance, ends up coming on girl's face. And so on. But, it sure is fun to watch!
I have to agree with you. I've never known this to happen to anyone outside of porn.
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... Mission Impossible II: I could chew 35mm film and shit a better movie.
I've seen detergents that left better film!:>)
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You guys may want to check out the TV Tropes & Idioms site. You can literally spend days clicking on interlinked TV and Film idiocies.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage
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