Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!
vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum
vintage erotica forum

Go Back   Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > General Discussion & News

Follow Vintage Erotica Forum on Twitter
Best Porn Sites Meet Our Girls Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Notices
General Discussion & News Want to speak your mind about something ... do it here.


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-14-2014, 04:23 AM   #121
frackinA
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 1
Thanks: 0
Thanked 10 Times in 1 Post
frackinA 0
Default

I suggest using portable hard drives that come with encryption software. Have a collection of them. Works well if you are collecting lots of stuff, not just porn, and especially if your spouse isn't into a lot of the stuff you watch.

So you are often downloading stuff about mixed martial arts, or cars, sports, whatever. Some really nerdy science fiction is best.

You have multiple collections and you password protect all the hard drives you use (because these are pirated videos you downloaded from the internet and you don't want to get into trouble). And of course it is cheaper to use multiple hard drives than archive everything on CD/DVD so the most secure way is to have more than one drive with the same stuff. So you have backups somewhere in the house.

Now you use a different password for the stuff you don't want to be found.

In case of emergency, or if you have a longer period of decline, you don't have to worry.

Whoever cleans up all your stuff will find your original legitimate collection to which they may or may not have the password (probably won't but your wilfe will identify them as your UFC collection, or whatever). Maybe no one can open the drives because just you had the password. Sad.

Later they find the real backups and, somewhere else, even more backups. But they don't have the passwords. All they can do is reset/reformat the hard drives to re-use them but your "amazing UFC collection" is just lost to the ages.

And your collection is accessible for as long as you remember the password. And anyone who doesn't know or can't guess your password can't open the hard drives to see what is on them. And if your spouse finds them they are just more hard drives like the ones you have lying around in the computer room.

But the beauty of this is that the people you don't want to know about the porn know you have loads of something they think is weird but that you enjoyed - why some nerdy interest is best - and will just assume that every encrypted hard drive was just that. Maybe someone might speculate that you had some illicit collection hidden in all this - but without anyone actually finding the videos it is just speculation. They can remember you the way you were with them.

Your secret is safe from everyone except the NSA (and if you're married to someone from the NSA, I'm sorry but they probably already know everything you downloaded anyway ;-).
frackinA is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to frackinA For This Useful Post:
Old 02-27-2016, 12:15 PM   #122
trailmaster
Veteran Member
 
trailmaster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: ON The Illinois Prairie Path the greatest trail in Illinois
Posts: 7,779
Thanks: 714,000
Thanked 86,348 Times in 7,831 Posts
trailmaster 350000+trailmaster 350000+trailmaster 350000+trailmaster 350000+trailmaster 350000+trailmaster 350000+trailmaster 350000+trailmaster 350000+trailmaster 350000+trailmaster 350000+trailmaster 350000+
Post

I have over 4,000 photos of big tit women from all age groups that I have printed up from vef, tumblr sites and other big boob websites. I have over 200 photos of Milena Velba alone. If I were to die I am sure my relatives would just throw all that stuff away. It has no monetary value.
trailmaster is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to trailmaster For This Useful Post:
Old 02-27-2016, 12:50 PM   #123
old alal
Vintage Member
 
old alal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: UK
Posts: 2,164
Thanks: 9,685
Thanked 18,736 Times in 2,131 Posts
old alal 50000+old alal 50000+old alal 50000+old alal 50000+old alal 50000+old alal 50000+old alal 50000+old alal 50000+old alal 50000+old alal 50000+old alal 50000+
Default

To those of you of the "your dead what does it matter" brigade, one question. If your stash includes pictures and/or vids of you and your partner enjoying your leisure time, would you want your children (if you have them) or other relatives to find it?

Clearly if your partner is involved and only one of you go the other can clean up, but if you go together.......

For those of you with a computer programming leaning, i would like some security software that automatically deep cleans and hard drives when connected that fail a password request, or a computer that is constantly on and sends timely reminders of the same ilk. If you miss three reminders without a response, deep cleaning occurs. I imagine there is something out there, cos I am reliably informed that "everything" is on the Internet.
__________________
Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!
old alal is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to old alal For This Useful Post:
Old 02-27-2016, 01:55 PM   #124
teaktop
Vintage Member
 
teaktop's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 3,576
Thanks: 27,508
Thanked 46,454 Times in 3,618 Posts
teaktop 175000+teaktop 175000+teaktop 175000+teaktop 175000+teaktop 175000+teaktop 175000+teaktop 175000+teaktop 175000+teaktop 175000+teaktop 175000+teaktop 175000+
Default

True I have alot of homemade stuff,dont really know what to do with it
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
teaktop is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to teaktop For This Useful Post:
Old 03-27-2017, 11:37 AM   #125
SpermShooter
Senior Member
 
SpermShooter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 391
Thanks: 11,790
Thanked 3,515 Times in 379 Posts
SpermShooter 10000+SpermShooter 10000+SpermShooter 10000+SpermShooter 10000+SpermShooter 10000+SpermShooter 10000+SpermShooter 10000+SpermShooter 10000+SpermShooter 10000+SpermShooter 10000+SpermShooter 10000+
Default

I'm going to donate my stash to The Smithsonian
SpermShooter is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to SpermShooter For This Useful Post:
Old 05-20-2017, 12:46 AM   #126
AmateurEmale
Vintage Member
 
AmateurEmale's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The 513
Posts: 1,493
Thanks: 11,211
Thanked 10,680 Times in 1,424 Posts
AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+
Default

@trailmaster: Like Mitt Romney once said in 2012, "There are binders full of women..."

I have only filled about eight of 24 I have on my top shelf. Eventually, I am going to have 1 print per 5 original files of the ones I have downloaded and put into directories for further processing. This would be enough to fill the binders.

These binders might eventually need a disclaimer page placed before the first folder, to explain the purpose of the binders and/or why I think collecting porn should be legal.

Or if I get married to a girl who looks like one of the models, I might sell the binders plus my backup Flash drives on eBay, then use the proceeds to buy her jewelry or V.S. lingerie.

Or maybe it would be a "gift" to be given away at my bachelor party?

I'm too young to actually die at 40.

Last edited by AmateurEmale; 05-20-2017 at 12:47 AM.. Reason: omission
AmateurEmale is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to AmateurEmale For This Useful Post:
Old 06-03-2017, 05:03 AM   #127
Aaron
Senior Member
 
Aaron's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Indiana USA
Posts: 121
Thanks: 4,578
Thanked 1,426 Times in 118 Posts
Aaron 5000+Aaron 5000+Aaron 5000+Aaron 5000+Aaron 5000+Aaron 5000+Aaron 5000+Aaron 5000+Aaron 5000+Aaron 5000+Aaron 5000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by AmateurEmale View Post

I'm too young to actually die at 40.
Hate to disappoint, but yeah, you can die. Over a decade ago a friend died. A couple of years earlier he mentioned that if he went first, I was to go through his phone and call everyone's number to tell them the news. And by the way, get rid of the porn before his daughter found it. We were just 40 at the time. He was gone not so very long after.

After the funeral I discovered that his daughter already knew of his collection. He was divorced, and she visited his apartment occasionally. She was aware of more than we knew! Also his mother knew of the movie of he and his then-wife having sex. That revelation made me blush.

I tried to do my duty. I erased his browser history and scrubbed his hard drive of pictures. I boxed and bagged his magazine collection. I got rid of the used and crusty washcloth I found under his bed. (ulkh.)

We're all gonna die some time. Live life and plan accordingly.
Aaron is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to Aaron For This Useful Post:
Old 06-03-2017, 03:00 PM   #128
LZP333
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2017
Posts: 3
Thanks: 0
Thanked 6 Times in 3 Posts
LZP333 0
Default

Anyone think they have anything worthy of donating here?

http://www.museumofsex.com/

Apparently, they take porn donations.
LZP333 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to LZP333 For This Useful Post:
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT. The time now is 12:05 AM.






vBulletin Optimisation provided by vB Optimise v2.6.1 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2017 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.