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Old 05-30-2017, 02:03 PM   #11141
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$85 I'll do it free of charge Hell I'll even dress up in a maids outfit
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Old 05-30-2017, 02:05 PM   #11142
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There are no "fringe benefits" unles you get off having sex with a 60 year old white haired, wrinkly old woman!
How very dare you! I do...occasionally.

But then I'm a nearly 60 year old, no-haired, wrinkly old bloke.
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There are no "fringe benefits" unles you get off having sex with a 60 year old white haired, wrinkly old woman!
There was a time when I loved shagging older women ... I found them to be more experienced. But now I must go for the younger women -- and your 60 year old maid would be just about right.
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There are no "fringe benefits" unles you get off having sex with a 60 year old white haired, wrinkly old woman!
Well they do say you get a better tune from a Stradivarius, than you do from a Yamaha!
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Well they do say you get a better tune from a Stradivarius, than you do from a Yamaha!
You get a better tune on a old fiddle but They need a lot more tuning ..
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You get a better tune on a old fiddle but They need a lot more tuning ..
...and you need to rosin up your bow a bit more often.
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-- and your 60 year old maid would be just about right.
Whereas I couldn't care less about sex A long time ago I figured out life was much simpler when you we're not chasing it or even knew what it was

I took it whenever the moment was right, just never beat myself up getting it
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I took it whenever the moment was right, just never beat myself up getting it
Spoke the man who has adapted well to married life.
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