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Old 05-21-2017, 09:55 AM   #11141
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If I understand your complaint correctly you are upset that the dog crapped near you and it does not matter that the owners picked it up If that is correct I believe you are over reacting. I have two dogs and always pickup after them. You can not, as far as I know, keep a dog from going when it feels like it. If the owner is responsible enough to pick up after their animal(s) I really don't think you have a bitch IMO.
Are you perhaps suggesting that it would have been much worse and had cause to be upset if the guy's dog peed on his leg?
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Remember when it "Got Loud"??
I am currently in the process of explaining to the courts why I felt it necessary to "chastise" someone for senselessly beating a dog with a shovel.
They no longer own a shovel.
Do they still own the dog ?
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Yes, just once.

And get this, it happened at CHRISTMAS!
That is extra crappy at Christmas,

Further to our break in the other day,
Last night we were at our real home for a big party and stayed the night at my Mums, we were supposed to be there tonight also but considering what happened on Friday we decided to come back to Melbourne this afternoon .... so there I was sitting in the passenger seat nursing my hangover only having to listen to the driver lecture me on my behaviour and excessive drinking last night


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The best way to deal with them is my way, trust me your number will be taken off their list.

1, go along with their sell
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3, when you sense that they think they have a sell ....... no matter what their sex is tell the person on the other end they have a sexy voice and ask them out for a date, add in that their voice is makin' ya horny also worked for me, didn't get any calls for quite a few years after that
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The best way to deal with them is my way, trust me your number will be taken off their list.

1, go along with their sell
2, act interested and ask questions
3, when you sense that they think they have a sell ....... no matter what their sex is tell the person on the other end they have a sexy voice and ask them out for a date, add in that their voice is makin' ya horny also worked for me, didn't get any calls for quite a few years after that

For added good measure ... if its a guy caller tell him that by the sound of his voice you can tell he has a big dick and big balls, and ask him if they are nice and full. Tell him you love guys with big dicks and nice big full balls ... a little something about his ass wouldn't hurt either!

If its a woman/girl caller ... tell her that by the sound of her voice you bet she has big tits and a hairy pussy, and how much you love big tits and hairy pussies.


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That is extra crappy at Christmas,

Further to our break in the other day,
Last night we were at our real home for a big party and stayed the night at my Mums, we were supposed to be there tonight also but considering what happened on Friday we decided to come back to Melbourne this afternoon .... so there I was sitting in the passenger seat nursing my hangover only having to listen to the driver lecture me on my behaviour and excessive drinking last night




The best way to deal with them is my way, trust me your number will be taken off their list.

1, go along with their sell
2, act interested and ask questions
3, when you sense that they think they have a sell ....... no matter what their sex is tell the person on the other end they have a sexy voice and ask them out for a date, add in that their voice is makin' ya horny also worked for me, didn't get any calls for quite a few years after that
This method won't work at all with most of the calls I get, because they are recorded calls. As soon as you pick up the phone an automated voice starts to talk and goes on and on until the moment comes when they want you to give money. Then a live person comes on. What is great about my method is that I don't answer the phone at all. The fact that I am not getting hardly any calls shows that they are stymied, and I like the fact that I don't have to answer. If any of my friends call then when I hear them start to put in their message I will pick up the phone and make contact with them. I have not missed one call from my friends so far, and those bastard telemarketers are totally frustrated, because they can't get a hold of me.
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I'd wait but that's me
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For added good measure ... if its a guy caller tell him that by the sound of his voice you can tell he has a big dick and big balls, and ask him if they are nice and full. Tell him you love guys with big dicks and nice big full balls ... a little something about his ass wouldn't hurt either!



But then again, with TM's luck it would be a gay who gets turned on and says I'll be right over sweetie!
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If I understand your complaint correctly you are upset that the dog crapped near you and it does not matter that the owners picked it up If that is correct I believe you are over reacting. I have two dogs and always pickup after them. You can not, as far as I know, keep a dog from going when it feels like it. If the owner is responsible enough to pick up after their animal(s) I really don't think you have a bitch IMO.
Now those owners that let their animals crap where ever with out picking it up is very different matter. I have gotten close physical encounters with more than one over their not cleaning up after their animals.
If you feel that strongly maybe you should consider some kind of a border around your area.
As to allowing your granddaughter to run buck naked and crap where ever she wants seem a bit extreme even if you were trying to make a point. After all your dumps would be a lot bigger.
So your point is that you only need to pick it up to be called a responsible dog owner. Never mind the fact that it is a kids play area or that it is less than 6 feet from private property. Plus being a dog owner you will realise that is not always possible particularly if they have the trots.

Surely if it is not a problem why waste time walking 20 yards from your own property just let your mutt do its business on your own doorstep. Problem solved. No one can complain.

Of course that is too simplistic better to assume that any green area 10 yards away from your own doorstep is just one big toilet.
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Needless clickbait, the same old trite memes (are you watching in 2014 ? 2558 ? etc,etc) and others asking for their posts to be liked or wanting you to subscribe to the channel even in the most inappropriate videos covering a disaster or natural catastrophe.

Not to mention the inevitable trolling, sh it fights and often in general the sheer lack of knowledge on display or indeed knowing it all. Such as keyboard pianist teachers mocking the skills of a nine year old and picking up on the slightest deviations from the score. That nine year old just happens to be widely regarded as one of the finest if not greatest pianist in the world today (Danill Trifonov).
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