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Old 05-19-2017, 03:54 PM   #5091
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Same as any other wedding. A toaster.
Only assuming, don't know if you're married, let's say you are, and had, dunno, 200 guests ..... You got 50 toasters, what did you do with them all ???
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Same as any other wedding. A toaster.
Why?

They won't be wanting any crumpet.
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OK, so what one one give as a gift for a gay wedding
"Candlesticks always make a nice gift."

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"Candlesticks always make a nice gift."

Huh! I'll be buggered if I'm buying those.
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Only assuming, don't know if you're married, let's say you are, and had, dunno, 200 guests ..... You got 50 toasters, what did you do with them all ???
I'm not married but if I was and got 50 toasters, I'd do the same thing all those people did to me. Re-gift them to other couples getting married.
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Only assuming, don't know if you're married, let's say you are, and had, dunno, 200 guests ..... You got 50 toasters, what did you do with them all ???
You could use three of them to play 'Doom'.

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Only assuming, don't know if you're married, let's say you are, and had, dunno, 200 guests ..... You got 50 toasters, what did you do with them all ???
Ebay comes to mind.
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He's probably some kind of lizard.
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