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Old 05-19-2017, 11:56 PM   #5091
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Only assuming, don't know if you're married, let's say you are, and had, dunno, 200 guests ..... You got 50 toasters, what did you do with them all ???
Ebay comes to mind.
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Seen on a license plate frame this morning:
"If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless?"
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Seen on a license plate frame this morning:
"If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless?"
He's probably some kind of lizard.
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Old 05-20-2017, 06:37 PM   #5094
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You Might Be Canadian If:
- Your municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
You bring a portable TV on a camping trip so that you don't miss Hockey Night In Canada.
You can repeat the entire Molson's Canadian 'The Rant'.
You know all the words to "If I had a million dollars" by The Barenaked Ladies, including the inter-stanza banter between Steven and Ed.
You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
You remember when Alanis Morrissette was "Too Hot To Hold".
You watch MuchMusic constantly, in the hopes of occasional fleeting glimpses of The Tragically Hip.
You can sing "O' Canada" in French and actually know what the words mean.
You killed your best friend for Another Roadside Attraction tickets.
You think Great Big Sea isn't Atlantic-centric enough.
You know the names of all the guys in Sloan
You know more than 3 guys named Gordon.
You love poutine
You have twins named Wayne and Gretzky (alternately Gordie and Howe).
You substitute beer for water when cooking.
You know what "Canuba" is.
You know Casey and Finnegan are NOT a Celtic rock band or imported beer.
You know who Foster Hewitt is.
You pity people who haven't tasted a "beavertail".
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You cried when you heard that "Mr Dress Up" died recently.
You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed"
You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan"
You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time
You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."
You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
You know that Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores before Christmas.
You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles a meat processing plant.
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
You know which leaves make for good toilet paper.
The trunk of your car doubles as a freezer.
You can play road hockey on skates.
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Old 05-20-2017, 06:44 PM   #5095
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"You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" "
My God,I'm Canadian..eh?
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I was in a car with the window down at an intersection in Fort Frances in the late 1960s. A young man about 16 years old standing on the sidewalk looked at me and said "Yankee go home." He saw the Minnesota plate.

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Old 05-20-2017, 07:59 PM   #5097
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Who is the greatest Canadian hockey player?

Rocket
The Great One
Mr. 66
Number 4

I vote for Number 4.
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Number 4

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Bragging A Canadian guy, an American guy, a Japanese guy, and a Middle Eastern guy walk into a bar. They all have a couple of beers, and get to bragging. The American guy boasts, "I'm so lucky, I have 4 beautiful children, one more and I would have a basketball team." Not to be outdone, the Canadian guy retorts, "I am luckier than you, I have 5 gifted children, one more and I could form a hockey team." So, the Japanese guy chimes in with, "Well, I surely have both of you topped. I have 8 children. Just one more and I would have a baseball team." Pausing, briefly, the Middle Eastern guy replies, "Well, I am betting I have all you fools beat. my harem houses 17 wives, one more and I would have a golf course!".
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I was in a car with the window down at an intersection in Fort Frances in the late 1960s. A young man about 16 years old standing on the sidewalk looked at me and said "Yankee go home." He saw the Minnesota plate.
In the 60's in Fort, any adult that heard a young man speak like that would not have hesitated to either pull his pants down and spank him right there or at least tear a strip off his hide and then take him home to his mother.
I've hauled a lot of wood out of Fort and for a border town I always found it nice to visit.
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Who is the greatest Canadian hockey player?

Rocket
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Number 4

I vote for Number 4.
None of the Above.

Definitely Jacques Plante.
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