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Old 05-19-2017, 03:03 PM   #5071
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Same as any other wedding. A toaster.
Why?

They won't be wanting any crumpet.
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OK, so what one one give as a gift for a gay wedding
"Candlesticks always make a nice gift."

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Old 05-19-2017, 03:07 PM   #5073
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"Candlesticks always make a nice gift."

Huh! I'll be buggered if I'm buying those.
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Only assuming, don't know if you're married, let's say you are, and had, dunno, 200 guests ..... You got 50 toasters, what did you do with them all ???
I'm not married but if I was and got 50 toasters, I'd do the same thing all those people did to me. Re-gift them to other couples getting married.
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Only assuming, don't know if you're married, let's say you are, and had, dunno, 200 guests ..... You got 50 toasters, what did you do with them all ???
You could use three of them to play 'Doom'.

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Only assuming, don't know if you're married, let's say you are, and had, dunno, 200 guests ..... You got 50 toasters, what did you do with them all ???
Ebay comes to mind.
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"If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless?"
He's probably some kind of lizard.
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- Your municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
You bring a portable TV on a camping trip so that you don't miss Hockey Night In Canada.
You can repeat the entire Molson's Canadian 'The Rant'.
You know all the words to "If I had a million dollars" by The Barenaked Ladies, including the inter-stanza banter between Steven and Ed.
You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
You remember when Alanis Morrissette was "Too Hot To Hold".
You watch MuchMusic constantly, in the hopes of occasional fleeting glimpses of The Tragically Hip.
You can sing "O' Canada" in French and actually know what the words mean.
You killed your best friend for Another Roadside Attraction tickets.
You think Great Big Sea isn't Atlantic-centric enough.
You know the names of all the guys in Sloan
You know more than 3 guys named Gordon.
You love poutine
You have twins named Wayne and Gretzky (alternately Gordie and Howe).
You substitute beer for water when cooking.
You know what "Canuba" is.
You know Casey and Finnegan are NOT a Celtic rock band or imported beer.
You know who Foster Hewitt is.
You pity people who haven't tasted a "beavertail".
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You cried when you heard that "Mr Dress Up" died recently.
You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed"
You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan"
You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time
You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."
You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
You know that Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores before Christmas.
You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles a meat processing plant.
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
You know which leaves make for good toilet paper.
The trunk of your car doubles as a freezer.
You can play road hockey on skates.
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