Your 'stash' when you die :( - Page 5

timmywear · May 13th, 2009, 11:22 PM

My stash will live on forever.
Actually I don't plan on dying yet

**jerquer** · May 14th, 2009, 03:43 AM

As long as you aren't found dead in front of your PC with goatse.jpg filling the screen I don't see too much of a problem.

**eelcat** · May 14th, 2009, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by jerquer

As long as you aren't found dead in front of your PC with goatse.jpg filling the screen I don't see too much of a problem.

Though it would be worth it just to see the looks on their faces.

**billybunter** · May 14th, 2009, 03:39 PM

I think it would be quiet fitting to die mid-wank. Cock in hand with rigor mortis fully set in.

**chupachups** · May 15th, 2009, 10:39 AM

porn buddy is the best idea

in fact I am in the process of clearing my house and garage of any evidence, I am expecting the ex-wife to grass me up any day now, and plod to come calling

**billybunter** · May 15th, 2009, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by chupachups

porn buddy is the best idea

in fact I am in the process of clearing my house and garage of any evidence, I am expecting the ex-wife to grass me up any day now, and plod to come calling

You can run but you can't hide!

**chupachups** · May 15th, 2009, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

You can run but you can't hide!

"thank god for southby"

20late · August 30th, 2009, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jerquer

As long as you aren't found dead in front of your PC with goatse.jpg filling the screen ...

I'm with jerquer on this one. What worries me more is with shows like C.S.I. my kids or the frau will put two-and-two together and scientifically prove I enjoyed wearing high heels (deep heel holes in the flooring under the rug) while wearing a purple wiggle wagger on my head (my last remaining hair stuck to the rim) and the feather duster up my butt (discoloured stinky stain on the end of the handle) while chasing after pork on-the-hoof (all my underwear stained with sow urine and hoof marks under the dining room table)!!!

heh, heh, heh. Ooops. I guess that one's out of the bag...

**dohupa** · August 30th, 2009, 12:29 PM

I have been thinking for quite a while this embarrassing dilemma; came up with just leaving a note in my wallet (as an amendment to my will if you like) for my closest mate to take care of it for me.

Will leave some money obviously as a means of compensation since he will need to devote some of his spare time for this as well. Don't see a problem as such with my external disks; in fact he will have plenty of the naughty stuff to keep him going for the next decade or so.

As far as my huge stash of VHS tapes is concerned, he will need a truck. So, ideally I will need to sort of commence the digitizing process that I've abandoned lately; there is some good Euro stuff there that I haven't done yet.

Will follow this topic for alternative ideas; you just never know when you have to go. Might as well be prepared for it.

VoiceOfShatner · August 30th, 2009, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mcddaddy

My wife knows nothing of my collection, and I keep it relatively secure. Everything is stored digitally on external usb hard drives. I use TrueCrypt to encrypt the drives. Works so well that my drives are hidden in plain sight.

If they are plugged in without TrueCrypt being activated, the drive is automatically formatted. If plugged in and TrueCrypt IS running, you would have to know my access code which is 24 characters in length.

Yeah, I think I'm relatively secure....

I do the same. My access code is only 21 characters ... but I think it will do!

Not only do I have huge amounts of porn, but I also have plenty of nude and hardcore pics of former girlfriends ... and some girlfriends who I still have casual sex with. These things are best kept secret.

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dohupa Beer, porn and whatnot... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Athens Posts: 3,643 Thanks: 5,623 Thanked 73,135 Times in 3,245 Posts	I have been thinking for quite a while this embarrassing dilemma; came up with just leaving a note in my wallet (as an amendment to my will if you like) for my closest mate to take care of it for me. Will leave some money obviously as a means of compensation since he will need to devote some of his spare time for this as well. Don't see a problem as such with my external disks; in fact he will have plenty of the naughty stuff to keep him going for the next decade or so. As far as my huge stash of VHS tapes is concerned, he will need a truck. So, ideally I will need to sort of commence the digitizing process that I've abandoned lately; there is some good Euro stuff there that I haven't done yet. Will follow this topic for alternative ideas; you just never know when you have to go. Might as well be prepared for it. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 13th, 2009, 11:22 PM	#41
timmywear Blocked! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3 Thanks: 162 Thanked 22 Times in 2 Posts	My stash will live on forever. Actually I don't plan on dying yet

May 14th, 2009, 03:39 PM	#44
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	I think it would be quiet fitting to die mid-wank. Cock in hand with rigor mortis fully set in.

May 15th, 2009, 10:39 AM	#45
chupachups Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,056 Thanks: 13,387 Thanked 6,316 Times in 1,013 Posts	porn buddy is the best idea in fact I am in the process of clearing my house and garage of any evidence, I am expecting the ex-wife to grass me up any day now, and plod to come calling