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Old June 2nd, 2017, 11:28 AM   #5051
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Maybe Mal has previous experience of this particular pig.

There's absolutely nothing suspicious about that...at least not in Hampshire.
We'd never do anything like that here..Not if anyone was watching anyway..Not to spoil the joke but "Long Pig" was a euphemism for Human Meat..
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Old June 2nd, 2017, 11:57 AM   #5052
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Old June 2nd, 2017, 12:21 PM   #5053
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Indeed!

I am re-reading Treasure Island at the moment - and the reason the sea-cook is called "Long" John Silver is to give the suggestion that he has (in extremis) cooked and tasted human meat.

Ben Gunn howls that Silver will treat him "like pork" if he finds him. A terrific book for both adults and children.
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Does knowing roasted Pork tastes like roasted Human flesh mellow out anybodies random thoughts on cannibalism
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I'll get back to you on that. I'm just swallowing down my daily ration of soylent green.
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IIRC, human meat is sweeter than pork.
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Don't want to put anyone off their dinners but....

Years ago, I did a lot of incident photography with the fire service.
You could always tell if the job was a "fatal" (or in brigade parlance a "persons") by the overwhelming smell of roast pork in the air.

When I was first told about it I thought it was a joke but having experienced it I can tell you it isn't.
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While we are on the subject of penis size ... Why are there no guys with penises with an erect length smaller than the median starring in porn flicks? Guys with 4-inch and 5-inch penises. The median is 6 inches.

The Western-World Illuminati have forced upon us the "diversity" mandate. The "inclusiveness" mandate.

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http://www.ucla.edu/

So why do male porn stars all have big penises? Selective enforcement of the rules? Something is rotten in Denmark.

I want to see within the next 6 years the rise of a porn superstar in America or England with a 4-inch penis who becomes more famous than "Big" Johnny Holmes was in his day. I want him to have blonde hair and blue eyes. His nicknames? "Mr. 4 on the floor", "And damn proud of it".

Let's get crackin' guys. It's all about inclusiveness.
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