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Old July 20th, 2016, 07:51 PM   #2381
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Old July 22nd, 2016, 02:08 AM   #2382
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"noticing the sniggering camera crew, Holly had a funny feeling that this was no ordinary cocktail"
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Old July 22nd, 2016, 04:29 AM   #2383
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"The bad news is, I forgot the picnic basket.
The good news is, I forgot something else this morning ..."
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Old July 23rd, 2016, 11:41 AM   #2384
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"The bad news is, I forgot the picnic basket.
The good news is, I forgot something else this morning ..."
Has anyone else noticed that there's no one else in the park apart from her?
Seeing how it's Davina McCall that's somewhat understandable...
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Old July 24th, 2016, 09:30 PM   #2385
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How dare you call me a scarlet woman, you unspeakable bastard
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Old July 25th, 2016, 01:48 AM   #2387
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At least she stopped blathering!
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Old July 28th, 2016, 03:00 PM   #2389
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HER: Honey, if you could do something with this I'd get rid of Nick the hired hand!
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Old July 31st, 2016, 08:43 PM   #2390
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