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September 19th, 2017, 02:19 PM | #12701 |
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September 19th, 2017, 03:01 PM | #12702 |
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The castle proved useless because it was too small.
They just hadn't given it enough fort. |
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September 19th, 2017, 03:59 PM | #12703 |
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September 19th, 2017, 04:12 PM | #12704 |
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September 19th, 2017, 06:26 PM | #12705 |
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What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus ?
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe (Take it down if it's too sick for the current climate)
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September 20th, 2017, 12:09 AM | #12706 |
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September 20th, 2017, 11:39 AM | #12707 |
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I've read that people who knew him said he was fond of having sex with Escorts. Trouble is, he kept burning his balls on the exhaust.
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September 20th, 2017, 06:45 PM | #12708 |
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Looks like we're running out of material. The very fabric of this thread may collapse at any time.
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September 20th, 2017, 07:50 PM | #12709 |
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What does a Weiner Schnitzel maker keep in the back of his car?
Ze spare veal. |
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September 20th, 2017, 08:13 PM | #12710 |
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The buffet at my tennis club's AGM will be on a first come, first served basis.
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