What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 19

**KissArmy** · November 26th, 2015, 12:52 PM

144. It's easy to re-invent yourself. Whether escaping from a hospital after waking up from a coma (Kill Bill) or escaping from a maximum security prison/jail cell (Shawshank Redemption, any movie featuring Hannibal Lecter), you'll immediately have spending money and a passport and good physical health. Oh, and you can pretty much kill at will.

**Engine-X** · November 26th, 2015, 01:02 PM

145. The '69 Dodge Charger was indestructible.
146. Freight trains passing through town will contain at least 1 flat-bed with colorful boxes or drums (not strapped down) that will be smashed through by impatient locals in Dodge Charger.
(Dukes of Hazzard)

Estreeter · November 26th, 2015, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine-X

145. The '69 Dodge Charger was indestructible.

147, Steve McQueen can really Drive

**Engine-X** · November 26th, 2015, 01:11 PM

148. Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.

Estreeter · November 26th, 2015, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

62) Women on screen never complain about their periods

If they did, would it be classed as a horror or comedy

MaxJoker · November 26th, 2015, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

If they did, would it be classed as a horror or comedy

Neither mate , that`d be classed as a period drama

Ok ok ,even I`m embarrassed by that one

149 ) Whenever there`s a fight scene and punches are exchanged it can sound like a head of celery being munched.

Although in unreal reality who actually eats celery

As in for enjoyment purposes

Me I`d rather chew string that`d been pissed on by a syphilitic sheepherder

Yet enough about my private life

**KissArmy** · November 26th, 2015, 04:44 PM

149A- repeated punches to the jaw do not swell the face.

**gordian_knot** · November 26th, 2015, 08:22 PM

150. When fighting with swords, the hero thinks it's a good idea to do a pirouette, safe in the knowledge that his opponent won't take the opportunity to stab him in the back (Troy, others).

151. When the hero finds himself fighting multiple opponents, the baddies will be decent enough to only attack one at a time (every martial arts film ever made).

~~rodak~~ · November 26th, 2015, 09:28 PM

152. Elephants explode on contact with any large object. (Gorgo)

**lothian** · November 27th, 2015, 05:22 AM

153 . When attempting to pass yourself off as someone else , you will always bump into somebody who knows you , at the least convenient moment . Oceans eleven

November 26th, 2015, 08:22 PM	#188
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KissArmy Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 21,124 Thanked 12,373 Times in 1,106 Posts	144. It's easy to re-invent yourself. Whether escaping from a hospital after waking up from a coma (Kill Bill) or escaping from a maximum security prison/jail cell (Shawshank Redemption, any movie featuring Hannibal Lecter), you'll immediately have spending money and a passport and good physical health. Oh, and you can pretty much kill at will.

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Engine-X Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southside-3-On the Ground Posts: 477 Thanks: 8,245 Thanked 8,838 Times in 477 Posts	145. The '69 Dodge Charger was indestructible. 146. Freight trains passing through town will contain at least 1 flat-bed with colorful boxes or drums (not strapped down) that will be smashed through by impatient locals in Dodge Charger. (Dukes of Hazzard)

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Engine-X Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southside-3-On the Ground Posts: 477 Thanks: 8,245 Thanked 8,838 Times in 477 Posts	148. Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.

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KissArmy Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 21,124 Thanked 12,373 Times in 1,106 Posts	149A- repeated punches to the jaw do not swell the face.

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