What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 31

garthok newo · December 16th, 2015, 05:25 PM

X290 when faced with an impossible situation, foe etc. when all other solutions have been tried and fail someone comes up with "reverse the polarity" . It works and cue the end titles. This ignores the fact that most electronic circuits etc are designed to only work with a current flow in one direction.

And let us not forget "Breaking the Sound Barrier" (released in England as simply "The Sound Barrier") where simply reversing the controls allows a plane to fly faster than the speed of sound.

~~rodak~~ · December 16th, 2015, 09:43 PM

291. Power is fleeting, love is eternal.

**CARLTON BROWN** · December 16th, 2015, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ManofKent

289=A bit like St Paul's Cathedral in London, where whenever a TV show/film is set in London it will appear in a shot at some point.

And Big Ben, with chimes. Especially at night.

~~rodak~~ · December 17th, 2015, 08:13 PM

293. Swords, knives,axes, and wooden staffs never run out of ammo.

FlyStrat · December 17th, 2015, 10:26 PM

294. Bad guys who die being bad die painfully or slow enough so as they pay for their crimes. On the other side, bad guys who die after turning good persons have more honorable deaths.

**whop** · December 17th, 2015, 10:54 PM

295. Cool people can use a classic car as their daily driver without breaking down all the time. All maintenance required is opening the bonnet and wiping your hands in an oily rag on a sunny afternoon.

**ManofKent** · December 18th, 2015, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by rodak

293. Swords, knives,axes, and wooden staffs never run out of ammo.

296=Also, whenever someone throws a weapon at someone standing some distance away it will somersault round and round through the air and the blade will impact on them, not the handle or hilt.

**CARLTON BROWN** · December 18th, 2015, 10:57 PM

Generally in American kitchens, a stranger will walk in, open the fridge and drink directly from a bottle of milk or orange juice then put the container back. Nobody already in the kitchen ever complains about this and you never see the user bother with a cup or glass.

Estreeter · December 19th, 2015, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CARLTON BROWN

open the fridge and drink directly from a bottle of milk or orange juice then put the container back.

Umm

I didn't need an American movie to learn that, I stated doing that as a kid and still do it now with one exception, Mrs E does go off her nut when she sees it

**ManofKent** · December 19th, 2015, 12:45 PM

298=Why does ALWAYS seem to snow heavily every Christmas?

In the UK I've not seen a single snowflake at Christmas for years...

December 16th, 2015, 05:25 PM	#301
garthok newo Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 297 Thanks: 92,470 Thanked 3,812 Times in 276 Posts	easy way out X290 when faced with an impossible situation, foe etc. when all other solutions have been tried and fail someone comes up with "reverse the polarity" . It works and cue the end titles. This ignores the fact that most electronic circuits etc are designed to only work with a current flow in one direction. And let us not forget "Breaking the Sound Barrier" (released in England as simply "The Sound Barrier") where simply reversing the controls allows a plane to fly faster than the speed of sound.

December 16th, 2015, 09:43 PM	#302
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	291. Power is fleeting, love is eternal.

December 17th, 2015, 08:13 PM	#304
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	293. Swords, knives,axes, and wooden staffs never run out of ammo.

December 17th, 2015, 10:26 PM	#305
FlyStrat Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 219 Thanks: 500 Thanked 1,601 Times in 195 Posts	294. Bad guys who die being bad die painfully or slow enough so as they pay for their crimes. On the other side, bad guys who die after turning good persons have more honorable deaths.

December 17th, 2015, 10:54 PM	#306
whop Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 326 Thanks: 6,898 Thanked 3,278 Times in 317 Posts	295. Cool people can use a classic car as their daily driver without breaking down all the time. All maintenance required is opening the bonnet and wiping your hands in an oily rag on a sunny afternoon.

December 18th, 2015, 10:57 PM	#308
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,224 Thanks: 35,718 Thanked 35,656 Times in 3,216 Posts	Generally in American kitchens, a stranger will walk in, open the fridge and drink directly from a bottle of milk or orange juice then put the container back. Nobody already in the kitchen ever complains about this and you never see the user bother with a cup or glass.

December 19th, 2015, 12:45 PM	#310
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,836 Times in 1,113 Posts	298=Why does ALWAYS seem to snow heavily every Christmas? In the UK I've not seen a single snowflake at Christmas for years...