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Old July 16th, 2018, 07:26 PM   #14921
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Old July 16th, 2018, 07:59 PM   #14922
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1. ABBA
2. E parading round on Bondi Beach wearing leopard print budgie smugglers
3. Tom Cruise's manly game of volleyball in "Top" Gun
4. Nancy Dancy football goal celebrations: Dean Sturridge, Paul Pogba and others too many to mention
5. Cutting the crusts off sandwiches
6. Wearing a rubber leotard to attend an Erasure concert,In Brighton-During Pride Week..
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8. Having a hard on while watching Point Break
9. Opting to watch 'Priscilla Queen of the Desert'...on your own.
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Old July 16th, 2018, 09:52 PM   #14923
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1. ABBA
2. E parading round on Bondi Beach wearing leopard print budgie smugglers
3. Tom Cruise's manly game of volleyball in "Top" Gun
4. Nancy Dancy football goal celebrations: Dean Sturridge, Paul Pogba and others too many to mention
5. Cutting the crusts off sandwiches
6. Wearing a rubber leotard to attend an Erasure concert,In Brighton-During Pride Week..
7. Wine Spritzers
8. Having a hard on while watching Point Break
9. Opting to watch 'Priscilla Queen of the Desert'...on your own.
10. Sir Lancelot, according to Sir Gallahad after nearly facing the peril..
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Old July 16th, 2018, 11:44 PM   #14924
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1. ABBA
2. E parading round on Bondi Beach wearing leopard print budgie smugglers
3. Tom Cruise's manly game of volleyball in "Top" Gun
4. Nancy Dancy football goal celebrations: Dean Sturridge, Paul Pogba and others too many to mention
5. Cutting the crusts off sandwiches
6. Wearing a rubber leotard to attend an Erasure concert,In Brighton-During Pride Week..
7. Wine Spritzers
8. Having a hard on while watching Point Break
9. Opting to watch 'Priscilla Queen of the Desert'...on your own.
10. Sir Lancelot, according to Sir Gallahad after nearly facing the peril..
11. Eurovision Song Contest
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Old July 17th, 2018, 05:11 AM   #14925
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1. ABBA
2. E parading round on Bondi Beach wearing leopard print budgie smugglers
3. Tom Cruise's manly game of volleyball in "Top" Gun
4. Nancy Dancy football goal celebrations: Dean Sturridge, Paul Pogba and others too many to mention
5. Cutting the crusts off sandwiches
6. Wearing a rubber leotard to attend an Erasure concert,In Brighton-During Pride Week..
7. Wine Spritzers
8. Having a hard on while watching Point Break
9. Opting to watch 'Priscilla Queen of the Desert'...on your own.
10. Sir Lancelot, according to Sir Gallahad after nearly facing the peril..
11. Eurovision Song Contest
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2. E parading round on Bondi Beach wearing leopard print budgie smugglers
3. Tom Cruise's manly game of volleyball in "Top" Gun
4. Nancy Dancy football goal celebrations: Dean Sturridge, Paul Pogba and others too many to mention
5. Cutting the crusts off sandwiches
6. Wearing a rubber leotard to attend an Erasure concert,In Brighton-During Pride Week..
7. Wine Spritzers
8. Having a hard on while watching Point Break
9. Opting to watch 'Priscilla Queen of the Desert'...on your own.
10. Sir Lancelot, according to Sir Gallahad after nearly facing the peril..
11. Eurovision Song Contest
12. Singing along with musicals
13. Running with a handbag in the crook of your elbow like Raheem Sterling

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Old July 17th, 2018, 07:10 AM   #14927
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