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Old April 10th, 2017, 12:08 PM   #3121
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When TM has a bad cold and goes into one of his sneezing jags
look out and get out of the way!
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As a result of telling the flying instructor he only wanted a "crash course"
Von's first solo flight did not go very well at all!
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It didn't help Eric's popularity any when he said
"Sorry to spoil your lunch, guys, but I have to go take a crap RIGHT NOW"



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Try as he might, OneHour never quite understood the toilet "Bowl" concept.
Is that what's called Spaghetti BOWL-ognaise?
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Barbarians. The fork goes on the LEFT side!
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Using the Dark Side of the Force, Eric had them all trembling in their boots. But then along came a freak wind gust...
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Just one more priest to shag and I will have earned
my white cross like Sister Margret's.
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