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November 5th, 2017, 11:49 AM	#2511
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	4248 You know the dog's got a really hairy tongue __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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November 5th, 2017, 01:12 PM	#2512
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	4249 "Funny thing happend" "What" "Remember when you told me to lock the door?" "yes" "Well, I think your husband is home early"

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November 7th, 2017, 11:53 AM	#2513
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	4250 "Do you like that?" "It would help if I knew what you were doing?"

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November 7th, 2017, 01:27 PM	#2514
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,413 Times in 36,682 Posts	4251: Jeez, my dog's farts don't smell as bad as your pussy! __________________

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November 7th, 2017, 05:38 PM	#2515
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	4252: Closer....Closer....I'm peeing on you.

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November 8th, 2017, 12:01 PM	#2516
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,413 Times in 36,682 Posts	4253: If it wern't for your chapped lips I wouldn't know you were sucking my dick! __________________

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November 8th, 2017, 12:12 PM	#2517
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,413 Times in 36,682 Posts	4254: Tight? Don't make me laugh! They don't even make a tampon big enough for that gaping hole you call a pussy! Try one of my bed pillows. __________________

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November 8th, 2017, 07:47 PM	#2518
JollyHumper Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: North of the land of Danes Posts: 832 Thanks: 9,631 Thanked 17,951 Times in 804 Posts	4255: Your moaning sounds like Eric Cartman Jlly __________________ Whatever YOU should know about CC/rodox/Theanders, please discuss and post To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . If you have opinions/comments/knowledge about CC magazines, please discuss it over To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. OR you can To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. me.

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November 9th, 2017, 03:43 PM	#2519
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	4256 ~ What am I doing ? . Laying a trail of breadcrumbs. Since as much as I want to enter you , also want to be able to find my way back ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 12th, 2017, 09:45 AM	#2520
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	4257 A fart? no?

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