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Old August 14th, 2018, 11:17 PM   #6331
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Grace Kelly, Monaco for ever...

Getting drunk or getting stoned ?
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Old August 15th, 2018, 12:32 AM   #6332
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Grace Kelly, Monaco for ever...

Getting drunk or getting stoned ?
Stoned, Stoned Stoned!
If I may digress, I remember my first stone, in Germany. I was with a
bunch of American military playing cards and listening to music. One
said he was going to "roll one". Did I want to try it? The music became
unbelievably beautiful and I not only heard it... I saw it!
I will never forget it. I can't remember my first drunk.

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"But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned"
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Cheese: Hard or soft?
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Old August 15th, 2018, 12:41 PM   #6333
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Hard cheese


Speaking of cheese have you or have you not ever had that really smelly cheese called Limburger?
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Old August 15th, 2018, 01:01 PM   #6334
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Speaking of cheese have you or have you not ever had that really smelly cheese called Limburger?
Not (Although did see a huge slab of Gorgenzola once with maggots squirming inside it in a Maltese restaurant chiller cabinet which clearly wasn't working , for truthies )

Difficult decision making

Flip a coin Or Play rock / paper / scissors with yourself ?
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Old August 15th, 2018, 01:29 PM   #6335
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Flip a coin.


If a fat but plain women gives you a bouquet of flowers on the street and asks you out. Do you or do you not go with her?
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Do you or do you not go with her?

Do (Provided she got me purple daises )

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Shove it under water to drown it Or Slowly set fire to it laughing hysterically ?
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Old August 15th, 2018, 10:04 PM   #6337
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Slowly set fire to it laughing hysterically!


If you saw a perfectly good frozen pizza in a trash receptacle on the street, would you or would you not take it home with you?
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No, not at all

What if you saw a wallet full of bucks in a street corner, would you try to find the owner or would you take the money and trash that wallet?
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In my neighborhood I would walk right past that wallet. You never know if it might be an elaborate trap or scam.


Do you or do you not give money to people on the street asking for money?
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I do if I have money to give.

Train or bus?
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