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August 14th, 2018, 11:17 PM | #6331 |
Not fake. Super enhanced.
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Grace Kelly, Monaco for ever...
Getting drunk or getting stoned ?
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August 15th, 2018, 12:32 AM | #6332 | |
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If I may digress, I remember my first stone, in Germany. I was with a bunch of American military playing cards and listening to music. One said he was going to "roll one". Did I want to try it? The music became unbelievably beautiful and I not only heard it... I saw it! I will never forget it. I can't remember my first drunk. Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 "But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned" Mr. Dylan Cheese: Hard or soft?
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August 15th, 2018, 12:41 PM | #6333 |
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Hard cheese
Speaking of cheese have you or have you not ever had that really smelly cheese called Limburger? |
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August 15th, 2018, 01:01 PM | #6334 | |
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Difficult decision making Flip a coin Or Play rock / paper / scissors with yourself ?
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August 15th, 2018, 01:29 PM | #6335 |
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Flip a coin.
If a fat but plain women gives you a bouquet of flowers on the street and asks you out. Do you or do you not go with her? |
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August 15th, 2018, 01:36 PM | #6336 |
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Love how you wrote fat BUT plain , as if either matters
Do (Provided she got me purple daises ) Paper cut revenge response Shove it under water to drown it Or Slowly set fire to it laughing hysterically ?
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August 15th, 2018, 10:04 PM | #6337 |
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Slowly set fire to it laughing hysterically!
If you saw a perfectly good frozen pizza in a trash receptacle on the street, would you or would you not take it home with you? |
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August 15th, 2018, 10:28 PM | #6338 |
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No, not at all
What if you saw a wallet full of bucks in a street corner, would you try to find the owner or would you take the money and trash that wallet? |
August 15th, 2018, 10:36 PM | #6339 |
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In my neighborhood I would walk right past that wallet. You never know if it might be an elaborate trap or scam.
Do you or do you not give money to people on the street asking for money? |
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August 16th, 2018, 08:21 AM | #6340 |
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I do if I have money to give.
Train or bus? |
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