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Old July 13th, 2018, 10:07 AM   #3261
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jokerman steals womens clothes off washing lines, feels guilty about it and then replaces what he stole with his own unwashed though.
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Old July 13th, 2018, 10:24 AM   #3262
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=Estreeter in nappies.
That you have asked photo's of don't ask me again palo5 has them
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Old July 13th, 2018, 12:48 PM   #3263
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palo5 being over 200 years old was the original writer of "War and Peace", except the original title was "War, War, War, a primer for how to defeat any invaders and take over the world". The publisher was so horrified by what he read that he threw palo5 's novel in the trash and contacted Leo Tolstoy and commissioned him to write a novel about war and peace. Several days later palo5 heard about this and bombed the publisher and then had to flee the country!
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Old July 13th, 2018, 05:16 PM   #3264
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jokerman started wanking when he was three and stopped two weeks ago due to carpal tunnel syndrome, disturbance in attention, dizziness postural, dysgeusia, hypersomnia, hypoaesthesia, lethargy, neuropathy, paraesthesia, somnolence, tension headache and tremor.
And here I thought that he was getting headers from his new boyfriend and no longer needed to play with himself.
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Old July 13th, 2018, 06:08 PM   #3265
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Brian249x is sometimes cruel, though not all would see it that way. When he sees a horrible child aggravating its mother in a supermarket, he shoots the kid's ass with a concealed bb-pistol, and suddenly the beast becomes a victim, and screams for sympathy. No physical harm is done, of course. He's not a real villain, like others here
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Old July 13th, 2018, 10:14 PM   #3266
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chromax got invited to take part in Drag Racing, then realised his mistake when he turned up in womens clothes.
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Old July 13th, 2018, 10:36 PM   #3267
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jokerman started wanking when he was three and stopped two weeks ago due to carpal tunnel syndrome, disturbance in attention, dizziness postural, dysgeusia, hypersomnia, hypoaesthesia, lethargy, neuropathy, paraesthesia, somnolence, tension headache and tremor.
You also forgot to mention the premature ejaculation.
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Old July 14th, 2018, 06:48 AM   #3268
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Now everybody knows about Trump and Stormy, but who was the procurer at the time?
Washington Post reveals he was a VEF member whose nick begins with b and ends with 7.
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Old July 14th, 2018, 10:15 AM   #3269
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Sandy and Trailmaster met at a orgy.

It was love at first penetration
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