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Old October 28th, 2012, 02:30 AM   #421
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"Aw, this is bullshit! I'm doing all the work and she's nonchalantly lying back playing tiddly-winks!"
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Old December 9th, 2012, 05:17 AM   #422
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"Thanks for the advice mom! It worked, he's got it up! Talk to you later! Bye mom!"




"Come on, I can't leave you alone for 5 minutes by the pool without you trying to screw some bimbo!"
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"Oh my God how disgusting having to run into this filth on my morning walk! Have they no shame!"




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Her: Ooh, what's that smell Jerome?

Him: I don't know Virginia, but its all over my fingers so it has to be from you!

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She has her thumb out hitch-hiking in the wrong and opposite direction of which the cars are approaching!

(And she's not even Blonde!)
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