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Old May 7th, 2016, 03:10 PM   #2171
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Okay, what we say that we will prepare for dinner?
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Old May 7th, 2016, 10:31 PM   #2172
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When Hans graciously accepted her lunch invitation
he never expected that he would be on the menu!


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Von's blind date turned out to be a major shock and nightmare ...
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