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May 23rd, 2019, 11:14 AM	#1731
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Did you know when a man ejaculates he comes at roughly twenty miles per hour ? , Which means it's perfectly safe if hits a child. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 23rd, 2019, 09:46 PM	#1732
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,167 Times in 29,871 Posts	What's a Jewish dilema? Free pork. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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May 23rd, 2019, 09:58 PM	#1733
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,984 Times in 38,112 Posts	Whats 18 " long and makes women scream all night??? Cot Death __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

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May 24th, 2019, 07:39 AM	#1734
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May 25th, 2019, 02:53 PM	#1735
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May 25th, 2019, 03:14 PM	#1736
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Used to be an atheist , Until my girlfriend had a miscarriage. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 25th, 2019, 07:06 PM	#1737
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,167 Times in 29,871 Posts	Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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May 26th, 2019, 08:52 AM	#1738
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,716 Times in 57,565 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 26th, 2019, 05:08 PM	#1739
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What`s the traditional mating call of a blackbird ? , Stick it deep in my ass Leroy. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 27th, 2019, 09:24 AM	#1740
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,843 Times in 60,322 Posts	These 3 crooks break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One crook opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. "We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his buddies. They eat their fill and leave. The next days newspaper headline read, "World's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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