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**cuzzyman927** · September 30th, 2013, 12:59 AM

You again!

Go away before we call the cops!

We told you before, we're not interested and we're not impressed!

**cuzzyman927** · October 1st, 2013, 07:21 PM

Try this next lady! ---->

Me smokum peace pipe with you!

**Mal Hombre** · October 1st, 2013, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

It looks like a penis only smaller..

**axdx** · October 2nd, 2013, 04:05 AM

foolish man: Ladies ladies i have an erection, which one of you wants to fool around with me?

one of the ladies: Oh my god is that poop i see coming from your arse?

foolish man: Well... when you gotta go you gotta go.

one of the ladies: Your discussting there is a place in hell for people like you.

**cuzzyman927** · October 2nd, 2013, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by axdx

foolish man: Ladies ladies i have an erection, which one of you wants to fool around with me?

one of the ladies: Oh my god is that poop i see coming from your arse?

foolish man: Well... when you gotta go you gotta go.

one of the ladies: Your discussting there is a place in hell for people like you.

He is actually an inflatable doll that those ladies use to deter other guys from coming around and hitting upon them, and that facsimile for a dick hanging down is the filler stem to where the air pump is attached!

(He may not be 100% effective in warding off nuisance males, but he works rather well as a scarecrow in keeping pesky seagulls away!)

**cuzzyman927** · October 2nd, 2013, 05:55 AM

Most loving husbands tend to put their wife on a pedestal,
this maniacal jerk-off obviously disagrees with that philosophy!
(I hope a tarantula sneaks up and bites him in the ass!)

**cuzzyman927** · October 5th, 2013, 01:17 AM

All hubby needs do now is to "stuff" her!

**cuzzyman927** · October 5th, 2013, 03:52 AM

A much pleasurable and more effective method in stimulating and monitoring
cardiology activity than the old treadmill endurance test method!

**cuzzyman927** · October 6th, 2013, 03:22 PM

Those 2 guys may as well just put their clothes back on and go home
because they haven't got a chance in hell of satisfying her!

**cuzzyman927** · October 6th, 2013, 03:27 PM

From a woman's standpoint this is what would
be referred to as "go fuck yourself"!

October 1st, 2013, 07:21 PM	#732
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,757 Times in 36,682 Posts	Try this next lady! ----> Me smokum peace pipe with you! Last edited by cuzzyman927; October 2nd, 2013 at 01:15 AM..

October 2nd, 2013, 04:05 AM	#734
axdx I Love the 80's Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Vice City Posts: 4,493 Thanks: 282,340 Thanked 68,355 Times in 4,229 Posts	foolish man: Ladies ladies i have an erection, which one of you wants to fool around with me? one of the ladies: Oh my god is that poop i see coming from your arse? foolish man: Well... when you gotta go you gotta go. one of the ladies: Your discussting there is a place in hell for people like you. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 5th, 2013, 03:52 AM	#738
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,757 Times in 36,682 Posts	A much pleasurable and more effective method in stimulating and monitoring cardiology activity than the old treadmill endurance test method! Last edited by cuzzyman927; October 5th, 2013 at 04:31 AM.. Reason: change word

October 6th, 2013, 03:27 PM	#740
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,757 Times in 36,682 Posts	From a woman's standpoint this is what would be referred to as "go fuck yourself"! Last edited by cuzzyman927; October 6th, 2013 at 04:05 PM.. Reason: reword

September 30th, 2013, 12:59 AM	#731
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,757 Times in 36,682 Posts	You again! Go away before we call the cops! We told you before, we're not interested and we're not impressed!

October 2nd, 2013, 05:55 AM	#736
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,757 Times in 36,682 Posts	Most loving husbands tend to put their wife on a pedestal, this maniacal jerk-off obviously disagrees with that philosophy! (I hope a tarantula sneaks up and bites him in the ass!)

October 5th, 2013, 01:17 AM	#737
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,757 Times in 36,682 Posts	All hubby needs do now is to "stuff" her!

October 6th, 2013, 03:22 PM	#739
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,757 Times in 36,682 Posts	Those 2 guys may as well just put their clothes back on and go home because they haven't got a chance in hell of satisfying her!