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March 3rd, 2012, 05:39 AM	#1
arco35 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,037 Thanks: 20,085 Thanked 46,516 Times in 2,034 Posts	How to Enjoy A Colonoscopy! Sound must be loud... 2.2 Mb, .wmv file https://rapidshare.com/files/6218968...olonoscopy.wmv

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March 3rd, 2012, 03:08 PM	#2
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March 3rd, 2012, 03:13 PM	#3
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,649 Times in 57,562 Posts	"Coming up" Very good,I sympathize but please don't upload the video to VEF __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 3rd, 2012, 11:30 PM	#4
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	Mal, I don't want to see the video. All I want to hear from my doctor is everything's OK. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 25th, 2012, 06:40 AM	#7
kennyjackson Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 398 Thanks: 465 Thanked 3,770 Times in 380 Posts	I had a colonoscopy about a month ago. Everything was A-OK in my A-S-S. The actual procedure is not that bad since they put you under it's the prep that is wild, wet and pretty awful.

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I had a colonoscopy about a month ago. Everything was A-OK in my A-S-S. The actual procedure is not that bad since they put you under it's the prep that is wild, wet and pretty awful.

They didn't put me under at the time and it was painfull. Next time will be in 2013 and I will definitely ask to put me asleep.
Anyway, it's good to get checked at 45+ every once in a while.

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"Coming up" Very good,I sympathize but please don't upload the video to VEF

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but best of luck.

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March 25th, 2012, 01:44 PM	#10
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	Yeah, I've heard the prep is worse than the procedure. I am so not looking forward to this. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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