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April 7th, 2017, 03:46 PM	#281
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Can you believe it "She" didn't want to see me again after that. Never more so one night I "Allegedly" broke into her bedroom and bum , for a joke. Damn are mother in laws ever overly critical 286 ~ What would you say to my pronouncement that you`re a worthless saggy breasted man looking embarrassment to yourself, your friends and your mirror ... Apart from , "You`re correct" I mean __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 8th, 2017, 01:33 AM	#282
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Last Easter dinner I thought............. 287 - If you pick on my wife (your daughter) one more time I am going to get a ball gag............. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by ruffroundedges; April 14th, 2017 at 04:01 PM..

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April 11th, 2017, 07:38 AM	#283
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 145,463 Thanked 106,426 Times in 6,174 Posts	It's just how I roll... 288 ~ "Mother-in-law, can I please take your picture?" "Sure," says she "Great," says I, "now I have a face for my new voodoo doll" __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 11th, 2017, 08:53 AM	#284
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,888 Times in 60,322 Posts	289 Either the dog has a problem or you just shaved your cunt, there's hair all over the bathroom floor. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 12th, 2017, 03:42 PM	#285
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	290 ~ So did you like the headstone I bought you ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 12th, 2017, 03:55 PM	#286
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,888 Times in 60,322 Posts	I didn't forget your birthday and I didn't forget to think of our budget, so what do you think of the wig I bought at the Salvation Army store __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 13th, 2017, 06:32 AM	#287
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	292 No need "maquillage" for your role in the walking dead.

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April 13th, 2017, 02:06 PM	#288
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	293 ~ I love your daughter like I've loved no other. Butt then never known anyone who`d let me do anal before.. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 13th, 2017, 02:09 PM	#289
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,570 Times in 9,629 Posts	294. You again? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 13th, 2017, 02:44 PM	#290
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,828 Thanks: 281,847 Thanked 813,894 Times in 60,875 Posts	295 Are you the one who taught her to deep throat??

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