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December 5th, 2017, 12:35 PM | #12861 |
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Prince Harry says he doesn’t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. The Duke of Edinburgh said he doesn't give a fuck, he's still going!
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December 5th, 2017, 12:40 PM | #12862 |
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Lionel Messi goes up girl in a club and says "Get your coat senorita, you've pulled". She replied "Wow, you're a little forward!".
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December 5th, 2017, 08:20 PM | #12863 |
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In 1975 I introduced little Billy to a Mr.Jimmy Saville
Years Later I still do not understand why I'm being sued for pimping |
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December 6th, 2017, 01:03 AM | #12864 |
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December 7th, 2017, 07:40 AM | #12865 |
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A guy said to his friend " There is only one thing that is stopping me from being successful, I have no confidence and I don't work hard enough"
"That's two things" said his friend. Oh yes, and I can't count . so both of those are stopping me..... |
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December 7th, 2017, 07:53 AM | #12866 |
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Tampax have announced that they will be replacing their traditional tampon string with tinsel. This will be for the Christmas Period only.
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December 7th, 2017, 08:01 AM | #12867 |
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There was a fat woman at the bus stop today. I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus!" |
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December 7th, 2017, 03:43 PM | #12868 |
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For the average person, 9 out of 10 fingers are single digits.
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'Ubiquitous', one of those words I keep seeing just about everywhere.
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