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**Trip** · November 28th, 2017, 04:57 AM

When I meet a beautiful woman, her intelligence is everything.

Because if she doesn't have that......she's mine.

**electile disfunction** · November 28th, 2017, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

And God said to Moses:
"That's the 25 commandments - Now can you remember all of them?"

Moses: "Too long to read."

**ball7** · November 28th, 2017, 09:23 AM

It took Paul two days to map his family tree

It took Cletus two hours to map his family tree, mainly due to Cletus only having to bother with his fathers/mothers side

**rosestone** · November 28th, 2017, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

My Mate went out with a dwarf,When it came to sex,She had to jump to it..

I knew a dwarf who had sex with a tall woman. His mates put him up to it.

**anothercustom** · November 28th, 2017, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by electile disfunction

Moses: "Too long to read."

tl;dr

**effCup** · November 28th, 2017, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rosestone

His mates put him up to it.

All 6 of them?

**bloke57** · November 28th, 2017, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by effCup

All 6 of them?

Yes, she didn't know whether she should feel happy or grumpy.

**Mal Hombre** · November 28th, 2017, 07:18 PM

She didn't want Coke,She wanted Seven Up..

**ball7** · November 28th, 2017, 07:42 PM

My grown up son asked why I had two wives.
"Son, sometimes when I'm thirsty I want a coke. Are you with me so far?"
"yes, dad"
"Good. Now sometimes I want a pepsi, sometimes Dr. Pepper and sometimes Coca Cola"
"I understand that. But what kind of coke is mom?"
"The discount version"

**gedly** · December 3rd, 2017, 01:38 PM

No Entry signs? Let's not even go down there.

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November 28th, 2017, 04:57 AM	#12841
Trip Senior Moderator Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: S.D.M.F. Posts: 7,787 Thanks: 31,232 Thanked 137,266 Times in 7,626 Posts	When I meet a beautiful woman, her intelligence is everything. Because if she doesn't have that......she's mine.

November 28th, 2017, 09:23 AM	#12843
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,208 Times in 15,753 Posts	It took Paul two days to map his family tree It took Cletus two hours to map his family tree, mainly due to Cletus only having to bother with his fathers/mothers side

November 28th, 2017, 07:42 PM	#12849
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,208 Times in 15,753 Posts	My grown up son asked why I had two wives. "Son, sometimes when I'm thirsty I want a coke. Are you with me so far?" "yes, dad" "Good. Now sometimes I want a pepsi, sometimes Dr. Pepper and sometimes Coca Cola" "I understand that. But what kind of coke is mom?" "The discount version"

December 3rd, 2017, 01:38 PM	#12850
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,236 Thanks: 19,906 Thanked 69,347 Times in 3,173 Posts	No Entry signs? Let's not even go down there.