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November 20th, 2017, 10:42 AM	#12821
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,780 Times in 5,161 Posts	My wife loves sad movies, and says she can tell how good a movie is by how many tissues she goes through. I have the same system...

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November 20th, 2017, 10:43 AM	#12822
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,780 Times in 5,161 Posts	Just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing. She’s behind with the washing.

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November 20th, 2017, 11:01 AM	#12823
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,780 Times in 5,161 Posts	"Hello everyone and welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces here tonight."

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November 20th, 2017, 11:02 AM	#12824
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,780 Times in 5,161 Posts	A 6 foot beetle punched me in the face & called me a fat bastard. Apparently there's a nasty bug going round...

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November 22nd, 2017, 03:51 PM	#12825
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,927 Thanked 127,791 Times in 3,570 Posts	Porn? I have issues. I mean tissues. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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November 22nd, 2017, 09:23 PM	#12826
captain fanta Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 79 Thanks: 39,839 Thanked 1,012 Times in 75 Posts	I've just bought a new sat-nav with a wild west theme, I tried it out for the first time today in South London. It gave me a route in Tooting in good time

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November 22nd, 2017, 10:03 PM	#12827
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,780 Times in 5,161 Posts	Tooting I once knew a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground. It went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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November 22nd, 2017, 10:09 PM	#12828
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November 22nd, 2017, 10:12 PM	#12829
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"Hello everyone and welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces here tonight."

There was a plastic surgeon there who insisted that the industry had changed beyond recognition.

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