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October 17th, 2017, 02:04 PM	#12761
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,886 Thanked 69,318 Times in 3,171 Posts	I'm always getting free porn from my colleagues at work and in my post. Having a daughter whose a model really has its perks.

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October 17th, 2017, 02:48 PM	#12762
ButteredUp Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 296 Thanks: 6,382 Thanked 4,125 Times in 298 Posts	Tell your friend his name is Richard Cranium when your around church people. Thats telling him he's a Richard (Dick) Cranium (Head) __________________ All Images I Post, Credit Goes To Original Poster

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October 18th, 2017, 10:01 PM	#12763
captain fanta Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 79 Thanks: 39,839 Thanked 1,012 Times in 75 Posts	Apparently the Spanish name for Chesney Hawkes is Juan Anonlli

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October 19th, 2017, 05:13 AM	#12764
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	The man who invented knock knock jokes has been awarded the no bell prize.

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October 19th, 2017, 10:50 PM	#12765
captain fanta Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 79 Thanks: 39,839 Thanked 1,012 Times in 75 Posts	I actually gave my wife an orgasm last night... But the ungrateful cow spat it out.

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October 20th, 2017, 04:16 AM	#12766
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,695 Thanks: 66,292 Thanked 210,010 Times in 15,735 Posts	Sherlock Holmes just solved The Case of The Missing Dog The solution was obivious - there never was a dog. How did Sherlock know this, Watson told him "No shit, Sherlock!"

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October 20th, 2017, 05:23 PM	#12767
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,788 Thanked 855,858 Times in 57,575 Posts	I had My anus bleached today,I just fancied changing My ringtone.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 21st, 2017, 08:51 AM	#12768
tun Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,724 Thanks: 14,849 Thanked 165,524 Times in 4,743 Posts	Wouldn't it be good if..Frankie Boyle married Jakki Degg, they combined surnames and had a daughter named Henrietta?

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October 21st, 2017, 08:54 AM	#12769
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,788 Thanked 855,858 Times in 57,575 Posts	But if Jakki took His name,the kid would be Henrietta Boyle.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 21st, 2017, 03:34 PM	#12770
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,695 Thanks: 66,292 Thanked 210,010 Times in 15,735 Posts	doctor: [handing me my new born baby] I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it me: [handing baby back to him] bring me the one my wife made

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