The FUNNIEST Thing You Saw In A Porno - Page 10

dr_deathproof · February 23rd, 2014, 02:43 PM

Couldn't tell you the title or the actors but I remember a guy had this huge cum shot and it went right in the hair of the woman, making this foot-long plus streak of cum right on the side of her head.

**djemal** · February 24th, 2014, 03:52 AM

Some Movie where Ron Jeremy was underneath some chick (anal) and another guy was DP her from top, he came all over Ron's balls and wiener, the comments in the back ground, from Ron and other cast members when they realized what had happened was side splitting, he kept going. The camera kept rolling after the scene, where Ron in good humor was cussing out the guy, don't remember, that was funny shit, will look it up, and post it...

**thunderfly** · February 24th, 2014, 07:45 PM

Watched a porno recently where one (lucky) guy has sex with three women, one after the other. As he's fucking the third woman on the bed, the previous two women he's fucked walk into the room and start 'pop' dancing to music in front of them. It just looked so cheesy, I had to laugh out loud.

andyt29 · March 14th, 2014, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by boomstick25

What movie is that Christy/Peter scene from?

I believe it is a "Battle of the Stars" vid where it's Christy Canyon vs that one illegal actress.

You can search though for "Peter North vs Christy Canyon"

The scene is actually very hot - Ms Canyon is amazing here...she spends a lot of time talking about what turns her on and directing Peter what to do to her, they both lick her nipple, nasty blow job, he cums all over her body and she rubs it all over talking about how she loves the feeling on her c*nt...a nice one

**PJayBr** · March 14th, 2014, 08:14 PM

In Dream Quest the 2 "wood nymphs" who spend all their time frolicking naked in the woods arrive through the magic portal thing with a spectacular set of tan lines. I know it's porn, but they could manage to avoid basic continuity errors like that.

PJayBr

Lord Of The Sith · March 14th, 2014, 08:17 PM

When Edward Penis Hands makes it "snow" at the end of the movie

Harry Glen · March 25th, 2014, 10:32 PM

Need to find the name of a movie - if anyone can help.

It's a scene with Harry Reems. After he shoots his load on to his suit after receiving a blow-job he states: "Jesus Christ, this is my best suit!"

Just a one liner - not much else to go on really. I just thought it was a really funny line!

Thanks!

JeffThrow · March 26th, 2014, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by kiltnsword

Not sure about the funniest thing i saw in a porn movie,but the funniest thing i heard was the theme tune to the original uk kids tv school drame Grange Hill.Was at a mates house and he put this video on just as the couple where getting down to it the opening chords of Grange Hill kicked in we all burst out laughing and couldnt concentrate on watching anymore.Still makes us fall about now.

That music is certainly used in the original "Babyface" by de Renzy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Man_(theme_tune)

**billybunter** · March 26th, 2014, 11:03 AM

I watched a clip on here were a guy came inside his co star

the camera man laughed but said "that's for her face" not that time.

**guvn00rr** · July 22nd, 2014, 02:40 AM

Places where cum shouldn't be...

Eyeball...

Eyeball and armpit...

Middle of forehead...

February 23rd, 2014, 02:43 PM	#91
dr_deathproof Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Delaware Valley Posts: 392 Thanks: 1,731 Thanked 4,945 Times in 374 Posts	Couldn't tell you the title or the actors but I remember a guy had this huge cum shot and it went right in the hair of the woman, making this foot-long plus streak of cum right on the side of her head. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Harry Glen Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 1 Post	Reems Need to find the name of a movie - if anyone can help. It's a scene with Harry Reems. After he shoots his load on to his suit after receiving a blow-job he states: "Jesus Christ, this is my best suit!" Just a one liner - not much else to go on really. I just thought it was a really funny line! Thanks!

March 26th, 2014, 11:03 AM	#99
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,380 Times in 14,171 Posts	I watched a clip on here were a guy came inside his co star the camera man laughed but said "that's for her face" not that time. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 22nd, 2014, 02:40 AM	#100
guvn00rr Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 8,495 Thanks: 52,998 Thanked 128,642 Times in 8,737 Posts	Places where cum shouldn't be... Eyeball... Eyeball and armpit... Middle of forehead... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. What? (GIF)

February 24th, 2014, 03:52 AM	#92
djemal Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jamdown Posts: 360 Thanks: 2,594 Thanked 10,375 Times in 352 Posts	Some Movie where Ron Jeremy was underneath some chick (anal) and another guy was DP her from top, he came all over Ron's balls and wiener, the comments in the back ground, from Ron and other cast members when they realized what had happened was side splitting, he kept going. The camera kept rolling after the scene, where Ron in good humor was cussing out the guy, don't remember, that was funny shit, will look it up, and post it...

February 24th, 2014, 07:45 PM	#93
thunderfly Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 896 Thanks: 6,620 Thanked 11,388 Times in 896 Posts	Watched a porno recently where one (lucky) guy has sex with three women, one after the other. As he's fucking the third woman on the bed, the previous two women he's fucked walk into the room and start 'pop' dancing to music in front of them. It just looked so cheesy, I had to laugh out loud.

March 14th, 2014, 08:14 PM	#95
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,323 Thanks: 42,353 Thanked 13,805 Times in 1,294 Posts	In Dream Quest the 2 "wood nymphs" who spend all their time frolicking naked in the woods arrive through the magic portal thing with a spectacular set of tan lines. I know it's porn, but they could manage to avoid basic continuity errors like that. PJayBr