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January 20th, 2018, 03:18 PM | #2111 |
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Silicone Carne eats baguette and cheese with raw garlic, and guzzles red wine all day. At night he seduces young women with stolen Champagne, fresh snails, black market old Cognac & plagiarized Georges Moustaki chansons. He is a western degenerate
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January 20th, 2018, 03:40 PM | #2112 |
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January 20th, 2018, 10:16 PM | #2113 |
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Trailmaster and Sandhunter are twin sisters.
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January 20th, 2018, 10:21 PM | #2114 |
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Kelio is a Siamese twin, is other half is named Ernie (the smarter half)
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January 20th, 2018, 10:24 PM | #2115 |
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Kelio is Donlad Trump's press secretary.
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January 20th, 2018, 11:30 PM | #2116 |
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Jokerman spent four hours unzipping his pants - in that time the woman managed to wriggle free.
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January 21st, 2018, 07:15 AM | #2117 |
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Jokerman gets an erection every time he sees Hilary Clinton on TV
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January 21st, 2018, 09:59 AM | #2118 |
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Glen Quagmire or as he is known in the industry George A-Hole Stevens
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January 21st, 2018, 12:10 PM | #2119 |
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ball7s clearest childhood-memory is his dick, it hasn't grown since he was a child. (One inch erected... )
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January 21st, 2018, 12:19 PM | #2120 |
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Kelio was Elton John's boytoy during the Seventies.
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