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January 19th, 2018, 10:10 PM	#2101
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,316 Times in 13,886 Posts	jokerman has never told a funny joke or pulled a successful prank

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January 19th, 2018, 10:30 PM	#2102
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January 20th, 2018, 01:04 AM	#2103
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January 20th, 2018, 09:41 AM	#2104
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January 20th, 2018, 09:52 AM	#2105
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January 20th, 2018, 01:09 PM	#2106
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	ball7 is a member of the Astronomical Society, claiming to observe distant stars. But this is just his cover. His telescope has only one purpose: to peep into the bedrooms and bathrooms of the women in his neighborhood.

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January 20th, 2018, 01:10 PM	#2107
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January 20th, 2018, 01:41 PM	#2108
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ball7 is a member of the Astronomical Society, claiming to observe distant stars. But this is just his cover. His telescope has only one purpose: to peep into the bedrooms and bathrooms of the women in his neighborhood.

True. BTW, your wife has gotten a nasty rash just above her left nipple, you better have a doctor take a closer look at that.

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January 20th, 2018, 02:26 PM	#2110
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