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Old November 13th, 2017, 06:03 PM   #1161
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Mal Hombre deflowered Madonna in the recording studio, just after she finalised the song "Like a virgin".
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Old November 13th, 2017, 06:08 PM   #1162
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Glen Quagmire came up with the idea for the advertisement on the bus from the Sex And The City opening titles. It read, Carrie Bradshaw knows good sex* and isn't afraid to ask!
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Old November 13th, 2017, 06:11 PM   #1163
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Brecht daily walks to his job in his handmade see-through suits. During winter he wears transparent ones.
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Old November 13th, 2017, 07:02 PM   #1164
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Hertz went on Match Game and got blanked so hard he now walks with a limp
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Old November 13th, 2017, 07:27 PM   #1165
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Mal informed me last night that he plans to join his family in Mexico and perhaps join the family business.
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tygrkhat and Jake, are former classmates of Harry Potter..
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weldermanwould like everyone to think he is a great welder. Actually when he was an apprentice he accidently welded his big all steel watch to a metal statue. The firemen were called in, but the watch could not be removed. The only way was to amputate welderman's left arm. Now his left arm is nothing but a steel hook!
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MaxJoker used to work in a circus as the world 14th strongest man.
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Jokerman writes his own material.
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When he was three years-old Sam Spade shot Santa with his BB gun.
That Christmas he didn't get any presents, mainly due to his mother having to use all of her money on her husband's funeral.
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