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November 13th, 2017, 06:03 PM | #1161 |
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Mal Hombre deflowered Madonna in the recording studio, just after she finalised the song "Like a virgin".
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November 13th, 2017, 06:08 PM | #1162 |
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Glen Quagmire came up with the idea for the advertisement on the bus from the Sex And The City opening titles. It read, Carrie Bradshaw knows good sex* and isn't afraid to ask!
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November 13th, 2017, 06:11 PM | #1163 |
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Brecht daily walks to his job in his handmade see-through suits. During winter he wears transparent ones.
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November 13th, 2017, 07:02 PM | #1164 |
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Hertz went on Match Game and got blanked so hard he now walks with a limp
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November 13th, 2017, 07:27 PM | #1165 |
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Mal informed me last night that he plans to join his family in Mexico and perhaps join the family business.
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November 13th, 2017, 07:38 PM | #1166 |
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tygrkhat and Jake, are former classmates of Harry Potter..
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November 13th, 2017, 09:28 PM | #1167 |
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weldermanwould like everyone to think he is a great welder. Actually when he was an apprentice he accidently welded his big all steel watch to a metal statue. The firemen were called in, but the watch could not be removed. The only way was to amputate welderman's left arm. Now his left arm is nothing but a steel hook!
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November 13th, 2017, 09:30 PM | #1168 |
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MaxJoker used to work in a circus as the world 14th strongest man.
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November 13th, 2017, 10:58 PM | #1169 |
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Jokerman writes his own material.
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November 13th, 2017, 11:14 PM | #1170 |
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When he was three years-old Sam Spade shot Santa with his BB gun.
That Christmas he didn't get any presents, mainly due to his mother having to use all of her money on her husband's funeral. |
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