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Old September 19th, 2017, 02:06 PM   #51
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A. Because, no matter where you go, there you are.

Q. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
A: Those pesky laws that say that murder is a crime.

Q: How do you want your eggs?
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Q: How do you want your eggs?

A. Poached, although sometimes I may buy them too
Q. What is Donald's favourite trump ?
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A. The Fool

Q. Why do the French like Jerry Lewis so much?
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Q. Why do the French like Jerry Lewis so much?
A: According to Google Translate, it's French for 'let's do anal'
Q: What will be Donald Trump's legacy...and will anyone be left alive to deride it?
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A. Maybe from the madness something beautiful will grow...
Q. Would you need gloves to hold China in your hand ???
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A. Yes, asbestos gloves wielding very long tongs

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A. Because I'm paid handsomely for it

Q. Why am I not The Pope
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A. Because I'm paid handsomely for it

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A. You ain't committed no Cardinal sins

Q. If it takes two men one full day to dig a hole, how long would it take one man to dig half a hole ???
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Q. If it takes two men one full day to dig a hole, how long would it take one man to dig half a hole ???
A, Trick question, it depends on how long he takes for coffee breaks and lunch

Q, Should Kim Jong Un do anal ???
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A: Donnie Two-Scoops would love to give Kim a plutonium enema.

Q: What is your favorite color?
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