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November 8th, 2017, 10:48 PM	#351
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,250 Times in 3,729 Posts	A. Only After A Curry, When The Buttocks Are Clenched.. Q.What did we do before computers?. __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 9th, 2017, 03:09 AM	#352
howerd Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,731 Thanks: 2,663 Thanked 19,958 Times in 1,685 Posts	A. We used 2 yogurt pots & a piece of string as the precursor to the internet. Q. Which came first the chicken or the egg?

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November 9th, 2017, 05:40 AM	#353
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,893 Thanks: 259,993 Thanked 1,140,520 Times in 114,015 Posts	A. The randy farmer Q. Would an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters working 24 hrs/day take less time to write the "lyrics" to Agadoo than the complete works of Shakespeare? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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November 9th, 2017, 08:51 PM	#354
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November 9th, 2017, 09:09 PM	#355
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,099 Thanks: 634,225 Thanked 641,218 Times in 53,183 Posts	A. Ask the Magic Eight Ball> Q. What happens when you 'get scared half to death' twice? __________________ Fortitudo, Fidelitas, Decus I can re-up all my celeb posts, most of my funny posts, and many of my misc funny posts.

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November 9th, 2017, 09:44 PM	#356
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,893 Thanks: 259,993 Thanked 1,140,520 Times in 114,015 Posts	A. You change underwear very quickly Q. Isn't it time the inhabitants of Earth had the chance to vote whether to leave the Solar System? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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November 10th, 2017, 03:02 AM	#357
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November 10th, 2017, 05:32 AM	#358
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,893 Thanks: 259,993 Thanked 1,140,520 Times in 114,015 Posts	A. Twice as long as half of it Q. Did you see my baby jive? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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November 10th, 2017, 02:58 PM	#359
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 153,135 Times in 9,629 Posts	A: Yes, and what she did used to be a felony in 36 states. Q: It's getting late, have you seen my mates? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 10th, 2017, 03:10 PM	#360
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,893 Thanks: 259,993 Thanked 1,140,520 Times in 114,015 Posts	A. No you'll have to buy some new condoms you tight git Q. Have you been to the places in town, where the faces hang round, just to stare at each other ? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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